I'm not that interested in pursuing this discussion because I was just making a joke directed at your obsession with making a thoroughbred out of a plowhorse (though a good looking one). It wasn't all that funny so there's no need to continue.
Besides, if I had the ability to get a really cool, but expensive headache DD it would be an 860Ci, which makes owning an SVX look like a 2000 Outback or something.