Maybe Scotty has a tricycle you can buy instead?
But seriously, that's a bit of mean road (trail?) rash right there.

The good news is that while it hurts like hell for a week or so, at least it's not an actual injury. Get well soon! Neosporin is your friend! Also, turn your heat up and sleep on top of the sheets unless you like pulling lint out of your legs every morning. :barf: