[Dean]

I think Scott's are better than mine. I got some more...

snails use your wheels as a treadmill.
it runs in Z stock
farting is considered a turbo upgrade putting you in Street Mod.
when you talk about "sticky tires" it is when gum gets stuck to them and stops the car.
the city morgue stops and check on you every day or so when they go by.
it takes longer to get to the DMV than it does waiting in line at the DMV.
your new registration tags arrive in the mail befere you get home from the smog check.
turning on the AC makes it go back in time to before you turned it on.
you get passed by glaciers.
it has been declared a historical landmark on your route to work.