I am hired at JCPenney's catalog distribution warehouse. Apparently I schooled everybody else that took the skills/placement tests this morning, because they offered me my choice of like 8 positions.

I'll be working as a BRC (whatever that is, the job description was kinda vague) but it starts at $9.44, and the shift was 10-6:30, can't beat that. Funny part is, I go back in for an "interview" even though I've already been offered the position, then next tuesday I do all the paperwork and eye exam/drug testing jazz.
Time to bust out a newly-appropo sig from GPB...