Dear Self Important Bitch, who's time is more valuable than the rest of ours,
Thank you for making the already excruciatingly slow Del Taco drive-thru that much slower by ordering "A taco, with just a little meat, I want almost all lettude and cheese. And a Kid's Meal with a taco, with no meat."
If you have a special order, go the fuck inside. The people that work at a fast food restaurant will inevtiably screw up the order, and because the driver-thru is a FIFO queue, you are wasting everyone's time. This is not the 1st time I've had to make this rant!
Signed,
--The owner of the little red car who's roof is just slightly above your over-sized, gas-wasting, ugly ass SUV's bumper.
PS: To the owner of the Dodge 2500 Diesel truck behind me,

Figure out that if you have to turn off your motor to order, chances are the cars in front and behind you can't fucking hear either... you too should
go the fuck inside. Also another rant I've made before.