2004-11-05, 01:15 PM
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The Doink
Real Name: Scott
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 20,335
Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata
Class: PDX/TT-6
The way out is through
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Ahhahahha:
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Originally Posted by sperry on I-Club back in the day
what's with the LOTR speak?
Thy garage doth be located beyond the hills and vales of the SparksShire, in the bustling village of Reno..
But hark! beware for it doth be guarded by a creature of power that livith on pain and suffering! A terrible creature, with eyes of blood, fangs of ice, and breath of fire! Yes, beware the balrog of Sierra St! Avoid him at all costs, for no mortal Subaru owner has yet to face him and survive!
But with your AWD gripping and your turbo spinning, you may survive yet! Forget not that Sierra St. is one-way, and crosses the mighty TruckeeDrell! The balrog cannot pass the waters of the TruckeeDrell, and he cannot go north on Sierra St! We will force the balrog to face his only fear, water!, or require him to go against the flow of traffic!! With this choice, he will fail, and we will reach the parking garage at 1st and Sierra!
Be strong all ye who temp fate to join the Reno Meet! And in the darkest hour, think... "what would Petter Solberg do?" and you shall have the light of a full bumper bar of HID pia lamps to guide your way!
--Scott
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