Pink purse stealing chicken F*ckers
So Scott, JC and I walk around to the backside of the Sparky's where I (like a dumbass) parked and man its dark. I was being nice letting Scott drive the STi. I open the passenger door and hear something drop on the ground. I'm thinking its chapstick and I keep looking for it, but there is nothing. I finally give up and reach back to the door and realize my friggen hand is sitting on the window sill. And I didn't roll the window down. My window is completely gone. There are just a few pieces of glass on the ground outside and a few on the inside. I think the rest of the glass is inside the door.
We check to see if anything is missing. The only thing gone is my purse, which was a pointless thieft, being as it only contains lots of chapstick and paper.
Whoever wasted the time to break into my car got NOTHING. They didn't even take the camera or radar detector in my glove box. All they gained was a homemade, pink, bunniflage purse. Freakin fruits.
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