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Old 2004-12-15, 06:01 PM   #109
ScottyS
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Renter's insurance...........lawsuits............umbrella liability..........I wonder what the new management at our complex will think when UPS drops off my next powder order at the office. I gotta do it soon --- probably close to 30# of smokeless.
Probably something like "Hey look, UPS is here." *Attention reverts to Solitaire on Windows or whatever was occupying them at the time.

I'm sure the Hazard label and the "smokeless gunpowder" markings will grab their attention when they sign for it:

"Uhhh, is that thing safe here? Could you just leave it outside?"

....not realizing that the Aqua-Net in their hair is more immediately flammable....
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