You'd have to be a real smart -ass to say #4...
Hey, I always like Jason's reply to the Sparks PD officer that pulled him over for sliding across 3 lanes onto McCarran...
Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
J: "No, Dude"
Officer: "You didn't have command of your lane"
J: "Sure I did, I had command of all three :shock: "
:LOL: