"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, HOT PINK! with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, YEAH! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna WIPE MY MOUTH with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container RIGHT OUT THE SIDE and there ain't a GOD-DAMNED thing anybody can do about it.
I'm an asshoooo oo oo oo o o llleeee (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshoooo oo oo oo o o llleeee (He's the world's biggest asshole)
A - S - S - H - O - L - E....
EVERYBODY!
A - S - S - H - O - L - E"
