Okay, this rant was intended as entertainment for the board. I'm a little surprised about all the semi-serious replies!
As far as the reply I made to Dean's post about the tire article, my intention was to imply that I was going to go read it and add my thoughts to the thread at a future time (that hasn't occured yet... I'm too busy tire shopping).
Anyway, I hope people were at least mildly entertained by the rant. Next time I'll try not to hit a topic so close to home, and stick to stuff like drive-thru complaints.
Oh, and Bonny is from Pulp Fiction.