"Iron Roger Flint" would be my name...well, maybe not. But the questions are funny anyways.
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Edit: I guess I should post the details.
"A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!"
Whoa.