I always have unrealistic crap happen in my dreams! I'm being shot at, but the bullets just bounce off me. Or I'm running down the freeway, on foot mind you, blowing by traffic. Just ridiculous crap!
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"...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."
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