Yeah. My car's paint has some gay ass name that I can never remember, because it's got red pearl in the black paint that you can never see 'cause the thing's always so fucking dirty!
It's just black. Like me! 
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"...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."
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