I would like to keep a box of grenades under the driver's seat of my car specifically for the purpose of having something attention getting to throw into the passenger side window of every car I have to pass on the right because some dimwitted asshat on a cell phone is unaware that his slow driving ass should get the hell out of the fast lane.
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I genuinely believe my head would explode if I was forced to drive behind a bunch of opinionated college students out to prove some half assed point. (POP!)
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