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Originally Posted by sperry
I feel this thread already descending into the darkness....
What's the difference between a dump truck full of bowling balls and a dump truck full of dead babies?
You can use a pitch fork to unload the dump truck full of dead babies.
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Darkness, yes, but successful!
That joke's just messed up dude...
A proctologist decides he needs a new profession, so he decides to try his hand at being a Mechanic. He takes a 6 month course, does a great job, but is a bit perplexed after his final exam, of assembling a completely torn down engine. He scored 150%! He decides to take this up with his instructor, whom he asks, "How could I have scored 150%!? That's not possible!"
"Well", the instructor replies, "you did a perfect job on the final exam; the motor you built runs great, thus the 100 percent." "The other 50, I added because I've never seen anyone rebuild an entire engine through the tail pipe!"