Mmmm... Mh900e... Good god that thing's sex! You lucky bastard! I don't know what you do for a living to have all those wonderful toys, but I am apparently in the wrong profession...
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"...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."
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