Not my joke...but I laughed none the less!
Some mall maniac....
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenagers had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teen would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had finally had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
