This review made me laugh:
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Some quotes:
"It's never explained why the most beautiful women in Japan should want to hang out in a parking lot. That's just one of the mysteries of the East."
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But Sean doesn't want anything to do with those easy conquests. He's much more interested in a high school girl (Nathalie Kelley) he met for 15 minutes one night, who happens to be the girlfriend of a Yakuza member. You see, as I strongly implied earlier, Sean is lethally stupid"
This is going to be the worst movie ever