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MattR · 2003-11-01, 08:29 PM

Greg, take no offence from this account, as you are not grouped in this generealization...But I discovered a new dislike towards the SRT4 "crowd" Today. This in addition to the uncountable # of times I've had SRT4 rev on me at stop lights in the last 2 weeks.

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I was cruising down glendale today, taking the long way home from Sparks, (Down Second street/ Glendale Ave near Kietzke Lane) I see a brand new black SRT4 about two cars ahead of me in traffic. It has Reno Dodge license plates, so I can tell its new or on a test drive. Well, without warning this asshole pulls to the shoulder and stops with no warning, letting the car between us pass, and abruptly does a fucking one wheel burnout from the shoulder and is right on my ass. ( What the fuck is so cool about frying your left front tire?

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So I stop at the light, and this grease ball guido looking mother fucker behind the wheel rolls up next to me in the left turn lane onto Kietzke. His window is rolled down, and theres three degenerate little cracker thugs in the car with him staring down my car. He says, " Is that WRX pretty fast?" Apperantly this is a salesman on a test drive, I reply, "Does that thing have a Hemi?" and just stare.

He reply's "lets race right here, I'm trying to sell this car". Now the Icy hot stunnaz are all excited, like "lets do it"...hahahha fuckers

I say " If we race, your gonna lose your sale pal"

He says "Are you sure?"

I say " Absolutely, but I don't street race."

He says " Why not, that car is made for racing"

So I say "No thanks, but I'll be happy to whoop your ass at the track."

He seemed uninterested, and the cracker-corps was getting restless, giving me the old "chicken" attitude. I drove away straight, and saw the douche-bag salesman do another peg-leg burnout as he turned on to Kietzke. What a fuckin moron.

I'm glad to see salesman basing their sales on how well the car street races, very good. I have no doubt that kid bought that car, It s only a matter of time before that car is wrapped aroung a pole somewhere. Fuck Ricer Street racers. And Fuck Reno Dodge and their stupid ass salesman.

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2003-11-01, 08:29 PM	#1
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	SRT-4 A- Hole salesman (Long) Greg, take no offence from this account, as you are not grouped in this generealization...But I discovered a new dislike towards the SRT4 "crowd" Today. This in addition to the uncountable # of times I've had SRT4 rev on me at stop lights in the last 2 weeks. Swearfilter:off I was cruising down glendale today, taking the long way home from Sparks, (Down Second street/ Glendale Ave near Kietzke Lane) I see a brand new black SRT4 about two cars ahead of me in traffic. It has Reno Dodge license plates, so I can tell its new or on a test drive. Well, without warning this asshole pulls to the shoulder and stops with no warning, letting the car between us pass, and abruptly does a fucking one wheel burnout from the shoulder and is right on my ass. ( What the fuck is so cool about frying your left front tire? ) So I stop at the light, and this grease ball guido looking mother fucker behind the wheel rolls up next to me in the left turn lane onto Kietzke. His window is rolled down, and theres three degenerate little cracker thugs in the car with him staring down my car. He says, " Is that WRX pretty fast?" Apperantly this is a salesman on a test drive, I reply, "Does that thing have a Hemi?" and just stare. He reply's "lets race right here, I'm trying to sell this car". Now the Icy hot stunnaz are all excited, like "lets do it"...hahahha fuckers I say " If we race, your gonna lose your sale pal" He says "Are you sure?" I say " Absolutely, but I don't street race." He says " Why not, that car is made for racing" So I say "No thanks, but I'll be happy to whoop your ass at the track." He seemed uninterested, and the cracker-corps was getting restless, giving me the old "chicken" attitude. I drove away straight, and saw the douche-bag salesman do another peg-leg burnout as he turned on to Kietzke. What a fuckin moron. I'm glad to see salesman basing their sales on how well the car street races, very good. I have no doubt that kid bought that car, It s only a matter of time before that car is wrapped aroung a pole somewhere. Fuck Ricer Street racers. And Fuck Reno Dodge and their stupid ass salesman. swearfilter:On __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”