That's good shit.
I passed a guy (of the african-american persuasion) in a lifted truck, with a bed full of watermelons, like, spilling over the side it was so full. Dude had a quarter-watermelon that he was eating WHILE HE WAS DRIVING on 80 and had this massive shit-eating grin. One scarily-happy dude
I couldn't stop laughing, I couldn't help myself, I know it's wrong. Cory, forgive me