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JonnydaJibba · 2006-10-26, 03:02 PM

This seemed like an appropriate place to show off our lovely communities stupidity...

From: http://reno.craigslist.org/rnr/226196590.html

I got chlamydia at the Safeway

Reply to: pers-226196590@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-10-26, 3:33PM PDT

A few weeks ago, I slipped while doing my grocery shopping and my cart went flying in front of me and I fell right onto the wet puddle, face down. I was wearing a short skirt (and yes I was wearing underwear). I was more embarrassed than hurt, and because it was late at night while they stock, I didn't involve the management since I wasn't injured. Unlike most people, I am not "sue happy." At least I wasn't. My skirt and underpants were extrememly damp. I finished my shopping and left.
Now, three weeks later after my vagina felt like it was on fire, my doctor has informed me that I have chlamydia. I am convinced that I contracted this in my fall, and that puddle I slipped on must have been the semen of the stockboys who are clearly diseased. I am going to discuss it with my friend who is an attorney because this is humiliating, embarrassing, and disgusting. I needed groceries, NOT V.D.

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2006-10-26, 03:02 PM	#11
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	This seemed like an appropriate place to show off our lovely communities stupidity... From: http://reno.craigslist.org/rnr/226196590.html I got chlamydia at the Safeway Reply to: pers-226196590@craigslist.org Date: 2006-10-26, 3:33PM PDT A few weeks ago, I slipped while doing my grocery shopping and my cart went flying in front of me and I fell right onto the wet puddle, face down. I was wearing a short skirt (and yes I was wearing underwear). I was more embarrassed than hurt, and because it was late at night while they stock, I didn't involve the management since I wasn't injured. Unlike most people, I am not "sue happy." At least I wasn't. My skirt and underpants were extrememly damp. I finished my shopping and left. Now, three weeks later after my vagina felt like it was on fire, my doctor has informed me that I have chlamydia. I am convinced that I contracted this in my fall, and that puddle I slipped on must have been the semen of the stockboys who are clearly diseased. I am going to discuss it with my friend who is an attorney because this is humiliating, embarrassing, and disgusting. I needed groceries, NOT V.D. * no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"