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SFVette · 2006-11-08, 07:24 PM

I know most are tired of talking about PAX but after searching the net I found out how to calculate PAX

"There are many factors but it starts in Chicago on the "Chicago mean PAX index". On this day, the planet alignment is recorded, then the average of the daily times of high-tide on lake michigan are figured out. Take these two numbers and add them together call it the "planetary" number.

Next you go down to the local tarot reader, and have them pick a number between 1 and 100. This is a G number. Next you get a bunch of old chicken bones and throw them up in the air so they land in a circle that is (3.14 x 10) cm wide in diameter. Of the bones that fall in the circle, the amount of bones that are pointing to "true north" is your next number called "The bones number".

The 2 final formulas are:

((last year's pax) / (Chicago mean PAX number)) - (planetary number * (bones number/G number)) = Stage 1 pax

((Stage 1 pax) * (the number of cones called in corner 1 on the south course at nationals(previous year))) / 100 = final pax for next season

Its rather complicated but REALLY fair"

2006-11-08, 07:24 PM	#51
SFVette n00b Real Name: Lucas Kunze Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Reno Posts: 21 Car: 00 2.5rs, Past toys 94 Camaro, 00 Vette Class: STS If the tires don't rub they're not big enough	I know most are tired of talking about PAX but after searching the net I found out how to calculate PAX "There are many factors but it starts in Chicago on the "Chicago mean PAX index". On this day, the planet alignment is recorded, then the average of the daily times of high-tide on lake michigan are figured out. Take these two numbers and add them together call it the "planetary" number. Next you go down to the local tarot reader, and have them pick a number between 1 and 100. This is a G number. Next you get a bunch of old chicken bones and throw them up in the air so they land in a circle that is (3.14 x 10) cm wide in diameter. Of the bones that fall in the circle, the amount of bones that are pointing to "true north" is your next number called "The bones number". The 2 final formulas are: ((last year's pax) / (Chicago mean PAX number)) - (planetary number * (bones number/G number)) = Stage 1 pax ((Stage 1 pax) * (the number of cones called in corner 1 on the south course at nationals(previous year))) / 100 = final pax for next season Its rather complicated but REALLY fair"