Ha!
I ended up following Knucklesplitter's advice and going to R&T. The guy there (I want to say Mike or Dave???) had a different yet compatible buckle that was riveted onto an old strap. He drilled out the rivet, bloodied his hand, and installed it on my strap and it worked great last time I rode. They only charged me $10 and I got some new gloves there too.
