Don't make me and my brother Fat Bastard come and kick you @$$!
CONFESS!!!
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Now, Moderator -- "you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of [title changing], reject the works of the ungodly -- *two* last chances. And you shall be free -- *three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance."
-MP Spainish Inquistion Skit.