Quote:
Originally Posted by MattR
Scott, you're way to chipper and happy today. What gives? I'm used to your cynical, glass half empty view of things and this is throwing me off.
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Wait... since when did I become an asshole?
...oh yeah, 'round about 1998, nevermind.
How's this:
Some ass decided to make cinnamon toast in his cube. Meanwhile the rest of us are starving, and he's not sharing. What a dick. F-it, I'm getting Gandolfo's for lunch.
*eats Urban Cowboy, mermaid salad, and chocolate chip cookie*
...bitches.
Edit: also, it's "way
too chipper"... you suck.