Thanks, Dean.
PecoFC: Yes, I found all my network cable, and I had more than I thought. There's at least 200 ft. on the spool, and at least 400 ft. of various patch cables, including at least 6 surface mount RJ45 jacks.
Oh, and clean out my storage unit.
I haven't had any offers on my chest of drawers or mirror, so I'm willing to consider anything.