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knucklesplitter · 2007-04-17, 08:39 AM

These were college kids sitting in French class in bucolic rural smalltown Virginia, where being attacked by a crazed asian gunman is always a looming possibility. I can't believe they didn't remember what they learned in combat training, especially the girlz. Those compact cases can be deadly weapons. You must always be prepared. Around 600 Americans die each year from falling out of bed, and that's why I always wear my harness when I sleep. Thousands die of head injuries in car accidents, so that's why I alway wear a helmet when heading to Starbucks for my venti double vanilla latte with a touch of cinnamon. Certainly we should all be heavily armed at all times (especially in French class for gawd's sakes!!11!) to be prepared for that one in 2.378 million chance* that it might make a difference in incidents like this that happen "all the time" "these days".

*Taxes, tags, and title not included. OAC. Please see gun dealer for details.

2007-04-17, 08:39 AM	#22
knucklesplitter EJ205 Real Name: Matt Taylor Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Cousin-Fck, Carolina Posts: 1,475 Wish in one hand and sht in the other...	These were college kids sitting in French class in bucolic rural smalltown Virginia, where being attacked by a crazed asian gunman is always a looming possibility. I can't believe they didn't remember what they learned in combat training, especially the girlz. Those compact cases can be deadly weapons. You must always be prepared. Around 600 Americans die each year from falling out of bed, and that's why I always wear my harness when I sleep. Thousands die of head injuries in car accidents, so that's why I alway wear a helmet when heading to Starbucks for my venti double vanilla latte with a touch of cinnamon. Certainly we should all be heavily armed at all times (especially in French class for gawd's sakes!!11!) to be prepared for that one in 2.378 million chance* that it might make a difference in incidents like this that happen "all the time" "these days". *Taxes, tags, and title not included. OAC. Please see gun dealer for details.