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Old 2007-04-27, 10:14 AM   #1
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Default Comedy Gold...

Anyone that frequents NASIOC OT knows Asinine is a funny MF most the time, but this one had me laughing extra hard.....

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show....php?t=1253247

Quote:
Let's suppose you're injured and losing a lot of blood...
You're weakening quickly... you don't know how long until help arrives. Which of the following would you do?

1. Try to remain calm. Conserve energy, perhaps fashion a tournaquette.

2. Run around flailing your arms and screaming, "Blood is low! Blood is low! I'm low on blood! Argh! LOW ON BLOOD!"




Apparently the engineers at LG felt that cell phones should do the latter.
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