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Old 2007-11-25, 09:53 AM   #20
knucklesplitter
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Real Name: Matt Taylor
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Location: Cousin-F*ck, Carolina
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Wish in one hand and sh*t in the other...
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Originally Posted by M3n2c3 View Post
In my experience, a lot of them are taking advantage of the sales for christmas gift shopping. . . so they can help others fill their pathetic empty souls with shiny little bits of plastic and metal assembled by malnourished 3rd world pseudo slaves. . . for cheap.
Nothing but teh best for their loved ones, huh. And I'm sure they will expect nothing in return, right?

I actually went to Kohls yesterday and got some totally f-ing awesome deals on clothing for my own selfish pathetic empty soul. I'd like to just take a moment and thank 11yo Qwan Tran (aka #237) who did the stitching on that kewl shirt - my new favorite. Keep up the good work youngster, so your parents don't have to sell you to a brothel.

Happy Holidays to everyone! May your find a cornucopia of cheap shiny bits of plastic and metal under your neopagan phallic symbol on Winter Solstice morning!

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