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			So, since I usually "work from the home" in the middle of the day, I have my TV on next to my desk, and the Jerry Springer show is usually on at 11 AM.   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			It has got to be the most useless, disgusting and tasteless show on tv, and I can't stop watching it I swear, I can't get enough of fat slutty chicks fighting with each other, or young teenager chicks yelling "You don't know me" Anyone else? http://www.jerryspringertv.com/ 
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			Oh how I hate daytime TV.  That's the worst part about having a day off during the week  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Everything I know about America comes from Jerry Springer
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			What's even more hilarious is that Jerry Springer is shown on Korean TV. That, and wrestling. The best of America, I guess.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			I WANNA MARRY MY CHICKEN!   I love the old shows where anything goes, no censorship except cussing, the fights rocked.....
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			No need to go through the trouble of buying a television and all that.  Just start hanging out in Fernley.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			BUMP! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Today's show topic: " Midgets Fight and Todd Dates a tranny" riveting 
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 get 'r done I told you, I work from the home! See above 
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 ![]() (How many more times will this get posted in this thread? 
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			I've got a serious case of Deja Vu going on here.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I've got a serious case of Deja Vu going on here.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I like the first picture better.  Either way, we need some new ATHF episodes.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			They Did? Why was I not informed?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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 I made sure to mark it as do not delete. 
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 ...wait.... can't not delete... yeah. 
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			Oh, and if you want you can watch the new episode on Adult Swim Fix 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			http://www.adultswim.com/adultswimfix/index.jsp Its called Dickesode. 
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			setting tivo now for ATHF 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I need to start watching these springer shows also since I work outta da home as well 
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