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			Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 
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			Happy 18th birthday dude!  Now you're all legal to go buy teh pr0n, join the army, and smoke!   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	"...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."  | 
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			 Seņor Cheap Bastarde 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 
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			And here is your cake which is as close to pr0n and still mostly WS and will make you want to do both of the later of Cory's comments.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Happy BD. 
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			I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids... Last edited by sperry; 2007-10-17 at 10:07 AM. Reason: I'm pretty sure I had to delete that picture once before...  | 
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			Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 
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			Happy Birthday young one.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005 
				Location: Lubbock, TX 
				
				
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			DEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnn 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			(cry of terror followed by horrible gurgling death) 
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			Join Date: Apr 2005 
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 Happy birthday youngan. 18? Holy moly. I was 18 once. 
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	"Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"  | 
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			 Candy Mountain 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 
				Location: Californication 
				
				
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				 OMG Internet! 
				
				
				
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			^When? Last year?  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			HBD young whipersnapper! 
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			Happy Birthday youngster!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Join Date: Apr 2005 
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	"Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"  | 
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			Join Date: Aug 2007 
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			Happy b-day man. Hope it is a good one.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 
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			HBD Robbie! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			...man I feel old. 
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			Real Name: Brian Join Date: Mar 2005 
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			No shit, I feel old too.   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Happy Birthday Robbie! Good luck with that second post concerning porn. It's all you! 
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			Join Date: Jan 2005 
				
				
				
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			Happy Birthday!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004 
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				 Yes, I'll fix it for you. Again. 
				
				
				
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 HBD! 
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			Real Name: Nick P Join Date: Dec 2006 
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			Happy Birthday Robby
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			HBD and goodbye to juvenille records, it all sticks now.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 
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			They woulda tried his ass as an adult anyway.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Nick Langkamp Join Date: Aug 2004 
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			Happy Birthday Buddy! Make it a good one!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	My better is better than your best. My fast smells like french toast. www.langkampracing.com  | 
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			Join Date: Jan 2007 
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				 Cory, just put a 4g63 in it. 
				
				
				
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			Thanks guys  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Lots of porn and cigarettes. 
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	Mosey down the road.  | 
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			Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 
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			What about brothels?  Can you go to brothels now too?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Join Date: Jan 2007 
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				 Cory, just put a 4g63 in it. 
				
				
				
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			Yea I suppose so. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			This morning my friends came in my room at 430 ducktaped me, threw me in the back of a car and drove around for like two hours. They said they were gonna take me to the wild horse but I didn' have my ID. 
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			Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 
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 "Happy B-Day dude.... I got you some herpes!!" 
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			Join Date: Jan 2007 
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				 Cory, just put a 4g63 in it. 
				
				
				
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