Why Reno rocks. - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

sybir · 2008-01-08, 04:58 PM

Dunno if this is true, but it's hysterical.

100_Percent_Juice · 2008-01-08, 05:01 PM

hahah "theres no toilet paper in here". I'll be using that.

sperry · 2008-01-08, 05:02 PM

No way that's real.

Nick Koan · 2008-01-08, 05:12 PM

We should have MattR swing by there and ask them if its true.

sperry · 2008-01-08, 05:18 PM

July 7 is my favorite. Subtle and twisted.

MattR · 2008-01-08, 05:18 PM

I was thinking the same thing, hahaha.

kidatari · 2008-01-08, 06:09 PM

MPREZIV · 2008-01-08, 06:48 PM

November 10: Genius.

ScottyS · 2008-01-08, 09:54 PM

Totally fake, but very funny.

Libila · 2008-01-09, 08:11 AM

I agree on the authenticity (there are grammatical errors) but still extremely funny.

NevadaSTi · 2008-01-09, 10:09 AM

As far as I can tell, Kmart stopped selling guns and ammo back in 2001. So, with the date of March 2005, this letter would appear to be a forged document.

Funny nonetheless.

doubleurx · 2008-01-10, 09:58 AM

That was great. I'm kind of slow right now, sounds fun..............off to Kmart!

JonnydaJibba · 2008-01-12, 08:53 PM

I've seen that before with the Kmart being in a different city. Besides, everyone knows Summit Ridge is 89523

2008-01-08, 04:58 PM	#1
sybir The Don Real Name: Aaron Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sacramento Posts: 3,097 Car: '97 Legacy / '05 FXT Class: low	Why Reno rocks. Dunno if this is true, but it's hysterical. __________________ Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

2008-01-08, 05:01 PM	#2
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	hahah "theres no toilet paper in here". I'll be using that. __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2008-01-08, 05:02 PM	#3
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	No way that's real. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2008-01-08, 05:12 PM	#4
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	We should have MattR swing by there and ask them if its true. __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2008-01-08, 05:18 PM	#5
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	July 7 is my favorite. Subtle and twisted. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2008-01-08, 05:18 PM	#6
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	I was thinking the same thing, hahaha. __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2008-01-08, 06:09 PM	#7
kidatari EJ22 Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 291 Class: Low lol internet.

2008-01-08, 06:48 PM	#8
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	November 10: Genius. __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2008-01-08, 09:54 PM	#9
ScottyS EJ205 Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: RNO Posts: 2,367 Car: 1998 Impreza Wagon, 1991 Legacy Turbo Sedan, 2003 Nissan Xterra Class: tvFree Yes, I'll fix it for you. Again.	Totally fake, but very funny. __________________ "Trend Number One is that people aren't getting any smarter." Dogbert

2008-01-09, 08:11 AM	#10
Libila EJ205 Real Name: Tim Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,384 Car: '94 L	I agree on the authenticity (there are grammatical errors) but still extremely funny.

2008-01-09, 10:09 AM	#11
NevadaSTi EJ251 Real Name: Brian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Minden, Nv. Posts: 989 Car: 1994 Toyota 4Runner Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once	As far as I can tell, Kmart stopped selling guns and ammo back in 2001. So, with the date of March 2005, this letter would appear to be a forged document. Funny nonetheless. __________________ The last living thing on earth will be me. I'll step on the last cockroach.

2008-01-10, 09:58 AM	#12
doubleurx EJ205 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Truckee Posts: 1,948	That was great. I'm kind of slow right now, sounds fun..............off to Kmart! __________________ Does it have a motor..............Does it have a motor?

2008-01-12, 08:53 PM	#13
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	I've seen that before with the Kmart being in a different city. Besides, everyone knows Summit Ridge is 89523 __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

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