I hate F'ing Crickets! - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

Dean · 2008-06-08, 05:54 PM

I have no idea how they sneak into my house, and you never see "small ones", but they are the most annoying M Fers!

Last night right after I fell asleep, one starts chirping in my bathroom, so I had to deal with him, and now, there is one somewhere behind my entertainment center where I have no access. I can scare him into shutting up for a minute or two, but not more!

ARRRRGGGHHH!!!

I need a micro flame thrower with night vision and a sniper scope.

MattR · 2008-06-08, 06:08 PM

Please don't F@#$ the Crickets!

Dean · 2008-06-08, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattR

Please don't F@#$ the Crickets!

Whatever... Remind me to kill you...

JonnydaJibba · 2008-06-08, 09:17 PM

Get a shotgun.

Bob Danger · 2008-06-08, 09:29 PM

Burn the house down, that'll show them.

100_Percent_Juice · 2008-06-08, 10:01 PM

^haha Bob, where is that picture of you dreaming of cake and then the house is on fire?

NevadaSTi · 2008-06-09, 08:33 AM

HEHE, my cricket problem was solved back in High School when my right ear drum burst. So, my hearing on that side isn't as strong as the left ear. So, I will roll over on my left side and fall asleep. No more cricket noises.

dknv · 2008-06-09, 08:47 AM

Maybe get one of those ultrasonic pest repellent thingys -- if they really work.

sperry · 2008-06-09, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NevadaSTi

HEHE, my cricket problem was solved back in High School when my right ear drum burst. So, my hearing on that side isn't as strong as the left ear. So, I will roll over on my left side and fall asleep. No more cricket noises.

Talk about digging for a silver lining.

tysonK · 2008-06-09, 10:01 AM

ewww.

Kevin M · 2008-06-09, 12:14 PM

Clearly Brian is a "glass half full" guy.

NevadaSTi · 2008-06-10, 09:57 AM

LOL, unless we are talking about beer. Then it is the beer is half gone, time to order another one.

2008-06-08, 05:54 PM	#1
Dean Señor Cheap Bastarde Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 Location: $99 Tire Store Posts: 9,294 Car: $.04 STI Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.	I hate F'ing Crickets! I have no idea how they sneak into my house, and you never see "small ones", but they are the most annoying M Fers! Last night right after I fell asleep, one starts chirping in my bathroom, so I had to deal with him, and now, there is one somewhere behind my entertainment center where I have no access. I can scare him into shutting up for a minute or two, but not more! ARRRRGGGHHH!!! I need a micro flame thrower with night vision and a sniper scope. __________________ I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids...

2008-06-08, 06:08 PM	#2
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	Please don't F@#$ the Crickets! __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2008-06-08, 09:17 PM	#4
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Get a shotgun. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2008-06-08, 10:01 PM	#6
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	^haha Bob, where is that picture of you dreaming of cake and then the house is on fire? __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2008-06-09, 08:33 AM	#7
NevadaSTi EJ251 Real Name: Brian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Minden, Nv. Posts: 989 Car: 1994 Toyota 4Runner Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once	HEHE, my cricket problem was solved back in High School when my right ear drum burst. So, my hearing on that side isn't as strong as the left ear. So, I will roll over on my left side and fall asleep. No more cricket noises. __________________ The last living thing on earth will be me. I'll step on the last cockroach.

2008-06-08, 09:29 PM	#5
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	Burn the house down, that'll show them.

2008-06-09, 08:47 AM	#8
dknv EJ207 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: 39n53, 119w90 Posts: 2,698 Car: RX-8 Class: CS maybe	Maybe get one of those ultrasonic pest repellent thingys -- if they really work.

2008-06-09, 10:01 AM	#10
tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	ewww. __________________ Anjali? Anjali?

2008-06-09, 12:14 PM	#11
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	Clearly Brian is a "glass half full" guy. __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2008-06-10, 09:57 AM	#12
NevadaSTi EJ251 Real Name: Brian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Minden, Nv. Posts: 989 Car: 1994 Toyota 4Runner Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once	LOL, unless we are talking about beer. Then it is the beer is half gone, time to order another one. __________________ The last living thing on earth will be me. I'll step on the last cockroach.

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