2005-03-22, 08:52 AM | #1 |
n00b
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Reno, Nevada, USA
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Messages on cars and trucks these days
Please post some messages that you have seen on cars and trucks, license plate frames, bumber stickers, graphics, whatever. Some examples that I've seen are listed below.
-Driver caries no more that $10 in ammunition -Chains required, whips optional (that was a weird one) -If we weren't supposed to eat animals then why are they made of delicious meat? -Horn broken, watch for finger (we've all seen it, just to get it out of the way)
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2005-03-22, 09:37 AM | #2 |
Captain Turbo
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Reno
Posts: 3,318
Car: 05 STi
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- Gun control means using two hands (I steered clear of this guy)
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2005-03-22, 09:40 AM | #3 |
EJ205
Real Name: Deede Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Sacramento, CA
Posts: 1,789
Car: '96 4runner
Class: none.
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My carma ran over your dogma.
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2005-03-22, 09:42 AM | #4 |
n00b
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Reno, Nevada, USA
Posts: 20
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Constipated people don't give a crap
I stayed clear of that one too.
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2005-03-22, 09:43 AM | #5 |
El Matador
Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Reno, NV
Posts: 10,660
Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma
Class: ?
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"I can't believe all my friends drive WRX's". On a black EVO :wink:
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2005-03-22, 11:42 AM | #6 |
EJ205
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Reno, NV
Posts: 2,354
Car: 2004 STi
Class: TSM
I can't complain
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"Drive carries no cash
he's Married" saw a really good on that stuck with me that went - "Dear God, why do you let shooting's happen at school's" "Dear Kid, I'm not allowed in school's" -
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2005-03-22, 11:45 AM | #7 |
EJ205
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Reno, Nevada
Posts: 2,076
Car: 12+tires
Class: Spec.
without hard work, nothing grows but weeds
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"At 200 MPH you have no friends" <-- saw this one on a Lamborghini while on vacation in Las Vegas a few years back ... lol
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LOL.. The other White Meat ... lol ------------------------------------------------ subaru(STi) is a boys car, mitsubishi(evo) is a man's car - Jeremy (Top Gear) GC,GD,GM |
2005-03-22, 11:47 AM | #8 |
EJ205
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Reno, Nevada
Posts: 2,076
Car: 12+tires
Class: Spec.
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[quote="MikeSTI"]"Drive carries no cash
he's Married" saw a really good on that stuck with me that went - "Dear God, why do you let shooting's happen at school's" "Dear Kid, I'm not allowed in school's" -[/quote] WOW .. very Impacting Quote !!
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LOL.. The other White Meat ... lol ------------------------------------------------ subaru(STi) is a boys car, mitsubishi(evo) is a man's car - Jeremy (Top Gear) GC,GD,GM |
2005-03-22, 12:03 PM | #9 |
EJ205
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Reno, NV
Posts: 2,354
Car: 2004 STi
Class: TSM
I can't complain
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ohh yah everyone's seen this one
"I'm not driving fast I'm flying low" classic
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2005-03-22, 12:07 PM | #10 | |
Assault Mechanic
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Reno
Posts: 996
Car: 13 Sti Hatch Satin white
Class: TBSP/TT-2
Aim for the EYES!
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2005-03-22, 12:52 PM | #11 |
EJ205
Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: RNO
Posts: 2,367
Car: 1998 Impreza Wagon, 1991 Legacy Turbo Sedan, 2003 Nissan Xterra
Class: tvFree
Yes, I'll fix it for you. Again.
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I saw teh cool license plate today --- FLY IFR
Now I want FLYNVFR.
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2005-03-22, 01:23 PM | #12 | |
The Doink
Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 20,335
Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata
Class: PDX/TT-6
The way out is through
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2005-03-23, 08:29 AM | #13 |
EJ251
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Southeast Hades
Posts: 593
Car: Red
Class: Stockish
¿Quién es tu padre?
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I saw a blue WRX last night with a "FREE MICHAEL JACKSON" bumper sticker.
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2005-03-23, 08:37 AM | #14 | |
El Matador
Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Reno, NV
Posts: 10,660
Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma
Class: ?
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2005-03-23, 08:43 AM | #15 | ||
EJ22
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: online
Posts: 351
Car: 05 WRX
Class: pizza
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2005-03-23, 08:48 AM | #16 |
EJ22
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: online
Posts: 351
Car: 05 WRX
Class: pizza
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I saw one that read: “Procrastinators unite, tomorrow.”
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2005-03-23, 09:01 AM | #17 |
Captain Turbo
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Reno
Posts: 3,318
Car: 05 STi
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Dislexics of the world, untie!
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2005-03-23, 09:56 AM | #18 |
The Doink
Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 20,335
Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata
Class: PDX/TT-6
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Dear god... you didn't put that on my car did you! I haven't checked my car since then!!
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2005-03-23, 10:07 AM | #19 | |
EJ205
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Reno, NV
Posts: 2,354
Car: 2004 STi
Class: TSM
I can't complain
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are you talking about the greatest bumper sticker of all: "Homotron on Board"
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2005-03-23, 10:07 AM | #20 |
EJ205
Real Name: Deede Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Sacramento, CA
Posts: 1,789
Car: '96 4runner
Class: none.
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Nope. Even worse.
"free michael jackson" It's bright orange w/ black letters. |
2005-03-23, 10:18 AM | #21 | |
EJ251
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Southeast Hades
Posts: 593
Car: Red
Class: Stockish
¿Quién es tu padre?
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No, I didn't... :wink:
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2005-03-23, 10:19 AM | #22 |
The Doink
Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 20,335
Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata
Class: PDX/TT-6
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Don't worry... Nick ran outside to take pictures of it w/ his cell phone... so as soon as he figures out how to email them to himself for $1.98/image, I'm sure he'll post 'em up here.
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2005-03-23, 10:22 AM | #23 | |
EJ205
Real Name: Deede Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Sacramento, CA
Posts: 1,789
Car: '96 4runner
Class: none.
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The Doink
Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 20,335
Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata
Class: PDX/TT-6
The way out is through
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The Don
Real Name: Aaron Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Sacramento
Posts: 3,097
Car: '97 Legacy / '05 FXT
Class: low
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