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The Doink
Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 20,335
Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata
Class: PDX/TT-6
The way out is through
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Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints? |
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Captain Turbo
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Reno
Posts: 3,318
Car: 05 STi
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EJ207
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Reno, NV
Posts: 3,707
Car: 2011 Chevy Battle Wagon
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Captain Murphy: I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass. Be a hitter, babe. |
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EJ22T
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Reno
Posts: 9,445
Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red
Class: 19 FP
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*right click, save as for future Master's Thesis use.
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FWD is the new AWD |
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Nightwalker
Real Name: Austin Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Oshkosh, WI
Posts: 4,063
Car: '13 WRX
YGBSM
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That sounds like something I would have written just to piss off a dumbass english teacher... oh wait, I have done that before.
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"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you.. you're locked in here with me." |
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JDM Cowboy
Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 8,642
Car: 2015 Mazda 3
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![]() ![]() There were two other essays too, that were not quite as funny, but also gems. (the other good one) [img:a1c479efea=600]http://douglas.min.net/essay/newessay.jpg[/img:a1c479efea]
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While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN |
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El Matador
Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Reno, NV
Posts: 10,660
Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma
Class: ?
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"Pete, please see me..." Hahahaha
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"Dallas..We have a problem.” |
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warehouse SECCS
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: SoCal...
Posts: 6,253
Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac
Class: street de le mod
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how do we know these are real?
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Anjali? Anjali? |
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JDM Cowboy
Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 8,642
Car: 2015 Mazda 3
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cause everything you read on the internet is true.
including the above statement.
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While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN |
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EJ205
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Reno, NV
Posts: 2,354
Car: 2004 STi
Class: TSM
I can't complain
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Cobb Stage 2 |
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Señor Cheap Bastarde
Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003
Location: $99 Tire Store
Posts: 9,294
Car: $.04 STI
Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI
Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.
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Wait, I feel a classic circular logic paradox coming on.....
Everything you read on the Internet is False..... Yep, that was it...
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