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Old 2004-06-01, 07:59 AM   #1
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Default El Nino... an essay

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Old 2004-06-01, 08:05 AM   #2
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Old 2004-06-01, 08:12 AM   #3
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Old 2004-06-01, 08:34 AM   #4
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*right click, save as for future Master's Thesis use.
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Old 2004-06-01, 09:06 AM   #5
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That sounds like something I would have written just to piss off a dumbass english teacher... oh wait, I have done that before.
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Old 2004-06-01, 05:16 PM   #6
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, just saw that last night.

There were two other essays too, that were not quite as funny, but also gems.

(the other good one)

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Old 2004-06-01, 05:21 PM   #7
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"Pete, please see me..." Hahahaha

excellent work
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Old 2004-06-01, 07:08 PM   #8
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how do we know these are real?
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Old 2004-06-01, 07:13 PM   #9
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cause everything you read on the internet is true.

including the above statement.
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Old 2004-06-02, 08:34 AM   #10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nKoan
cause everything you read on the internet is true.

including the above statement.

so true!
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Old 2004-06-02, 09:00 AM   #11
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Wait, I feel a classic circular logic paradox coming on.....

Everything you read on the Internet is False.....


Yep, that was it...
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