Messages on cars and trucks these days - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

Cobalt · 2005-03-22, 08:52 AM

Please post some messages that you have seen on cars and trucks, license plate frames, bumber stickers, graphics, whatever. Some examples that I've seen are listed below.

-Driver caries no more that $10 in ammunition
-Chains required, whips optional (that was a weird one)
-If we weren't supposed to eat animals then why are they made of delicious meat?
-Horn broken, watch for finger (we've all seen it, just to get it out of the way)

MikeK · 2005-03-22, 09:37 AM

- Gun control means using two hands (I steered clear of this guy)

sti deede · 2005-03-22, 09:40 AM

My carma ran over your dogma.

Cobalt · 2005-03-22, 09:42 AM

Constipated people don't give a crap

I stayed clear of that one too.

MattR · 2005-03-22, 09:43 AM

"I can't believe all my friends drive WRX's". On a black EVO :wink:

MikeSTI · 2005-03-22, 11:42 AM

"Drive carries no cash
he's Married"

saw a really good on that stuck with me that went -

"Dear God,
why do you let shooting's happen at school's"
"Dear Kid,
I'm not allowed in school's" -

BOO · 2005-03-22, 11:45 AM

"At 200 MPH you have no friends" <-- saw this one on a Lamborghini while on vacation in Las Vegas a few years back ... lol

BOO · 2005-03-22, 11:47 AM

[quote="MikeSTI"]"Drive carries no cash
he's Married"

saw a really good on that stuck with me that went -

"Dear God,
why do you let shooting's happen at school's"
"Dear Kid,
I'm not allowed in school's" -[/quote]

WOW .. very Impacting Quote !!

MikeSTI · 2005-03-22, 12:03 PM

ohh yah everyone's seen this one

"I'm not driving fast I'm flying low"

classic

qksubi · 2005-03-22, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeSTI

"Drive carries no cash
he's Married"

saw a really good on that stuck with me that went -

"Dear God,
why do you let shooting's happen at school's"
"Dear Kid,
I'm not allowed in school's" -

Where is Scott and his goat pants when you need him

ScottyS · 2005-03-22, 12:52 PM

I saw teh cool license plate today --- FLY IFR

Now I want FLYNVFR.

sperry · 2005-03-22, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ScottyS

I saw teh cool license plate today --- FLY IFR

Now I want FLYNVFR.

One of the guys in SCCA has "PAST V1" as his licence plate. He's a pilot w/ a 3000GT.

Pat R. · 2005-03-23, 08:29 AM

I saw a blue WRX last night with a "FREE MICHAEL JACKSON" bumper sticker.

MattR · 2005-03-23, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Pat R.

I saw a blue WRX last night with a "FREE MICHAEL JACKSON" bumper sticker.

I saw that same thing too...It was bright orange and reflective, so it was clearly easy to read in the dark.

soggynoodles · 2005-03-23, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Pat R.

I saw a blue WRX last night with a "FREE MICHAEL JACKSON" bumper sticker.

I saw that same thing too...It was bright orange and reflective, so it was clearly easy to read in the dark.

That is soo wrong and funny.

soggynoodles · 2005-03-23, 08:48 AM

I saw one that read: “Procrastinators unite, tomorrow.”

MikeK · 2005-03-23, 09:01 AM

Dislexics of the world, untie!

sperry · 2005-03-23, 09:56 AM

Dear god... you didn't put that on my car did you! I haven't checked my car since then!!

MikeSTI · 2005-03-23, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by sperry

Dear god... you didn't put that on my car did you! I haven't checked my car since then!!

Scott is lost

are you talking about the greatest bumper sticker of all:

"Homotron on Board"

sti deede · 2005-03-23, 10:07 AM

Nope. Even worse.
"free michael jackson" It's bright orange w/ black letters.

Pat R. · 2005-03-23, 10:18 AM

No, I didn't... :wink:

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Originally Posted by sperry

Dear god... you didn't put that on my car did you! I haven't checked my car since then!!

sperry · 2005-03-23, 10:19 AM

Don't worry... Nick ran outside to take pictures of it w/ his cell phone... so as soon as he figures out how to email them to himself for $1.98/image, I'm sure he'll post 'em up here.

sti deede · 2005-03-23, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by sperry

Don't worry... Nick ran outside to take pictures of it w/ his cell phone... so as soon as he figures out how to email them to himself for $1.98/image, I'm sure he'll post 'em up here.

ha ha. you took that well.
Edit:.....I Take that back.

sperry · 2005-03-23, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Pat R.

No, I didn't... :wink:

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Originally Posted by sperry

Dear god... you didn't put that on my car did you! I haven't checked my car since then!!

That's "you" plural. As in "you guys are bastards" and "you both can huff a dong" and "you better hope no one fucks w/ my car because they think I support a child molester because I'm taking the cost of repairs out of your hides."

sybir · 2005-03-23, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by sperry

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Originally Posted by Pat R.

No, I didn't... :wink:

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Originally Posted by sperry

Dear god... you didn't put that on my car did you! I haven't checked my car since then!!

That's "you" plural. As in "you guys are bastards" and "you both can huff a dong" and "you better hope no one fucks w/ my car because they think I support a child molester because I'm taking the cost of repairs out of your hides."

Tell me how you really feel, Scott.

2005-03-22, 08:52 AM	#1
Cobalt n00b Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Reno, Nevada, USA Posts: 20	Messages on cars and trucks these days Please post some messages that you have seen on cars and trucks, license plate frames, bumber stickers, graphics, whatever. Some examples that I've seen are listed below. -Driver caries no more that $10 in ammunition -Chains required, whips optional (that was a weird one) -If we weren't supposed to eat animals then why are they made of delicious meat? -Horn broken, watch for finger (we've all seen it, just to get it out of the way) __________________ "Battousai claw!" - Cobalt Griffin -The one; the only Cobalt Griffin-

2005-03-22, 09:42 AM	#4
Cobalt n00b Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Reno, Nevada, USA Posts: 20	Constipated people don't give a crap I stayed clear of that one too. __________________ "Battousai claw!" - Cobalt Griffin -The one; the only Cobalt Griffin-

2005-03-22, 09:43 AM	#5
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	"I can't believe all my friends drive WRX's". On a black EVO :wink: __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2005-03-22, 11:42 AM	#6
MikeSTI EJ205 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 2,354 Car: 2004 STi Class: TSM I can't complain	"Drive carries no cash he's Married" saw a really good on that stuck with me that went - "Dear God, why do you let shooting's happen at school's" "Dear Kid, I'm not allowed in school's" - __________________ Cobb Stage 2

2005-03-22, 11:45 AM	#7
BOO EJ205 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, Nevada Posts: 2,076 Car: 12+tires Class: Spec. without hard work, nothing grows but weeds	"At 200 MPH you have no friends" <-- saw this one on a Lamborghini while on vacation in Las Vegas a few years back ... lol __________________ LOL.. The other White Meat ... lol ------------------------------------------------ subaru(STi) is a boys car, mitsubishi(evo) is a man's car - Jeremy (Top Gear) GC,GD,GM

2005-03-22, 09:37 AM	#2
MikeK Captain Turbo Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reno Posts: 3,318 Car: 05 STi	- Gun control means using two hands (I steered clear of this guy)

2005-03-22, 09:40 AM	#3
sti deede EJ205 Real Name: Deede Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 1,789 Car: '96 4runner Class: none.	My carma ran over your dogma.

2005-03-22, 11:47 AM	#8
BOO EJ205 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, Nevada Posts: 2,076 Car: 12+tires Class: Spec. without hard work, nothing grows but weeds	[quote="MikeSTI"]"Drive carries no cash he's Married" saw a really good on that stuck with me that went - "Dear God, why do you let shooting's happen at school's" "Dear Kid, I'm not allowed in school's" -[/quote] WOW .. very Impacting Quote !! __________________ LOL.. The other White Meat ... lol ------------------------------------------------ subaru(STi) is a boys car, mitsubishi(evo) is a man's car - Jeremy (Top Gear) GC,GD,GM

2005-03-22, 12:03 PM	#9
MikeSTI EJ205 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 2,354 Car: 2004 STi Class: TSM I can't complain	ohh yah everyone's seen this one "I'm not driving fast I'm flying low" classic __________________ Cobb Stage 2

2005-03-22, 12:52 PM	#11
ScottyS EJ205 Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: RNO Posts: 2,367 Car: 1998 Impreza Wagon, 1991 Legacy Turbo Sedan, 2003 Nissan Xterra Class: tvFree Yes, I'll fix it for you. Again.	I saw teh cool license plate today --- FLY IFR Now I want FLYNVFR. __________________ "Trend Number One is that people aren't getting any smarter." Dogbert

2005-03-23, 08:29 AM	#13
Pat R. EJ251 Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Southeast Hades Posts: 593 Car: Red Class: Stockish ¿Quién es tu padre?	I saw a blue WRX last night with a "FREE MICHAEL JACKSON" bumper sticker. __________________ Movin' to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

2005-03-23, 08:48 AM	#16
soggynoodles EJ22 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: online Posts: 351 Car: 05 WRX Class: pizza	I saw one that read: “Procrastinators unite, tomorrow.” __________________ I don't know what to say here. Give me some idea.

2005-03-23, 09:01 AM	#17
MikeK Captain Turbo Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reno Posts: 3,318 Car: 05 STi	Dislexics of the world, untie!

2005-03-23, 09:56 AM	#18
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	Dear god... you didn't put that on my car did you! I haven't checked my car since then!! __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2005-03-23, 10:07 AM	#20
sti deede EJ205 Real Name: Deede Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 1,789 Car: '96 4runner Class: none.	Nope. Even worse. "free michael jackson" It's bright orange w/ black letters.

2005-03-23, 10:19 AM	#22
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	Don't worry... Nick ran outside to take pictures of it w/ his cell phone... so as soon as he figures out how to email them to himself for $1.98/image, I'm sure he'll post 'em up here. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?