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Old 2007-04-05, 08:52 PM   #1
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I received this in an email and thought I would share.

An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey
and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked
it as a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.

The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed
positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that
little boy walk."

They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people
who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride.
So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put
such load on a poor donkey.

The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the
donkey. As they crossed a bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and
he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story?

If you try to please everyone, you might as well...
Kiss your ass goodbye!
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Old 2007-04-05, 09:15 PM   #2
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The moral of the story is to tell people to mind their own farking business.
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