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Old 2007-07-11, 04:31 PM   #1
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That's right bitches! I've got internets at home now! And cable TV too! Maybe one day I'll step up and get one o' dem mike-roe-wave deelies too!

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Old 2007-07-11, 04:35 PM   #2
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That's right bitches! I've got internets at home now! And cable TV too! Maybe one day I'll step up and get one o' dem mike-roe-wave deelies too!

OMG... BCT is on-line... No talking smack for the 16 hours he is off-line anymore. Damn...
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Old 2007-07-11, 04:55 PM   #3
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Meh... the world ended when der Khamisar got a cell phone. You on the other hand have been utlizing the internets for some time.
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Old 2007-07-11, 05:32 PM   #4
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True, I was terrified myself when Mike got a cell phone... it's just the first time I've had internet or cable in my home EVER! I'm kinda proud is all...
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Old 2007-07-11, 05:36 PM   #5
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I'm so jealous, I'm stuck wit 56k for the first time in 5+yrs due to Charters B.S. and teh big DSL 1 week wait for transfer. Congratulations
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Old 2007-07-11, 08:20 PM   #6
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Cory, can you get a tire machine and a lift for your home too while you're at it? Then BCT can be open 24 hours.
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Old 2007-07-11, 08:50 PM   #7
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Cory, can you get a tire machine and a lift for your home too while you're at it? Then BCT can be open 24 hours.
Needs a drive through window too.
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Old 2007-07-11, 09:28 PM   #8
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bct is welcome to run out of my garage when its finished which should be very soon
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Old 2007-07-12, 06:27 AM   #9
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Don't I wish!
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Old 2007-07-12, 06:22 PM   #10
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I thought typing on the iPhone would be harder nut I'm a fucking lemhemf already give what the hell this sucks
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Old 2007-07-12, 08:18 PM   #11
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Old 2007-07-13, 12:18 AM   #12
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Old 2007-07-14, 09:47 PM   #13
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Dat funnay right there.
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Old 2007-07-15, 05:03 PM   #14
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OMFG.
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Old 2007-07-15, 07:15 PM   #15
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That reminds me... Cory, if you really don't have a microwave, I've got a real nice one that's been sitting in my garage for a while. It was used for about a year at an apartment I lived at that didn't have one, but every place I've lived at since then has had a built-in.

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Old 2007-07-15, 09:48 PM   #16
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Scott, I found something that you and my mother-in-law have in common.
http://www.oprah.com/tows/pastshows/...041118_b.jhtml
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Old 2007-07-15, 10:13 PM   #17
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Old 2007-07-15, 10:16 PM   #18
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His mother-in-law is a compulsive whore.
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Old 2007-07-15, 10:17 PM   #19
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His mother-in-law is a compulsive whore.
Just as I thought. At first I thought he was trying to be clever, or even funny, but that obviously didn't happen.
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Old 2007-07-15, 10:32 PM   #20
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Just as I thought. At first I thought he was trying to be clever, or even funny, but that obviously didn't happen.
Give the kid a break. Its hard to be intentionally funny with that pesky extra chromosome.
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Old 2007-07-16, 06:51 AM   #21
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It's yours if you want it.
The offer is greatly appreciated dude, but the lack of a microwave was a joke... Just playing on my general lack of technological advancement!
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Old 2007-07-16, 07:14 AM   #22
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Give the kid a break. Its hard to be intentionally funny with that pesky extra chromosome.
Man I was just E-thugged to death. Maybe you bitches would be in a better mood if you would have just read the instructions on the box.
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Old 2007-07-16, 07:32 AM   #23
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Man I was just E-thugged to death. Maybe you bitches would be in a better mood if you would have just read the instructions on the box.
Oh, I take it all back, you really made your point much stronger with your crappy image copied from break.com...you ARE so clever.
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Oh, I take it all back, you really made your point much stronger with your crappy image copied from break.com...you ARE so clever.
To his credit, I chuckled at the penis wrenches picture.
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Old 2007-07-16, 09:59 AM   #25
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To his credit, I chuckled at the penis wrenches picture.
Now we know why you have problems with your car... Those are clearly non penis screwdrivers...
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