FS: Mountain Bike, Subwoofer enclosure & MORE! - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

100_Percent_Juice · 2009-11-05, 11:31 PM

First, the mountain bike is in great cosmetic condition. However the suspension is shot which leads me to believe it was constantly ridden by 2 if not 3 kids at the same time. Probably to Baskin Robbins as there are little pink spoons stuck in the spokes and chocolate stains everywhere.

Secondly I have a really nice custom sub enclosure with a really crappy sub in it. The box would fit perfect in a station wagon and if you need to haul things or go racing, it can easily be taken out and left in your garage.

Next up for grabs is a huge selection of CDs. I am getting rid of them because I don't even have a cd player in my car and frankly I don't want to look like a jerk hauling around 3 45lb cd cases. The first case is a mix of Judas Priest, Def Leopard, Jimmy Buffet and Sugar Ray. The next case has mostly 50 Cent, the pussycat dolls and Creed. I didn't even bother opening the other case so its a mYsTeRy!??! You can come pick these up but please bring a lumbar harness and I can't be held liable for any injury.

You must highlight to see this last item up for grabs.\/

Finally, the last item for sale is of a more intimate nature. Its a 7 inch purple dildo, unless you count the handle, then its 12 inches. It comes with a vibrating egg attachment with 5 speeds and wireless sync with your ipod. Normally I wouldn't sell something like this but, it was attached to the seat of the mountain bike. Yes, there are a few chocolate stains but they can be washed off... or you can leave them.

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Serious buyers with cash only. PM me with all offers.

Here is a picture of the bike for reference.

BOO · 2009-11-06, 12:25 AM

WTF???? Intimate Nature

Funniest thing I have read all night!! I might come over to check out that CD collection, and possibly to pick up my Hat.

cody · 2009-11-06, 09:08 AM

I'll take the dildo.

Nick Koan · 2009-11-06, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cody

I'll take the dildo.

Apparently.

Nick Koan · 2009-11-06, 09:35 AM

Also, I think I give this thread three stars. Good in concept, but I found the execution lacking in nature.

cody · 2009-11-06, 10:01 AM

The "50 Cent, the pussycat dolls and Creed" combo made me snicker.

100_Percent_Juice · 2009-11-06, 11:57 AM

I knew the concept was solid but my knowledge of Cody is lacking so I had nothing to hang the story on. Just doing what I can with what I got.

Dewey · 2009-11-07, 11:38 PM

Hell, Juice, maybe you can put that dildo on your hood like a hood ornament. Then you wont have to kiss it goodbye when you sell it.

2009-11-05, 11:31 PM	#1
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	FS: Mountain Bike, Subwoofer enclosure & MORE! First, the mountain bike is in great cosmetic condition. However the suspension is shot which leads me to believe it was constantly ridden by 2 if not 3 kids at the same time. Probably to Baskin Robbins as there are little pink spoons stuck in the spokes and chocolate stains everywhere. Secondly I have a really nice custom sub enclosure with a really crappy sub in it. The box would fit perfect in a station wagon and if you need to haul things or go racing, it can easily be taken out and left in your garage. Next up for grabs is a huge selection of CDs. I am getting rid of them because I don't even have a cd player in my car and frankly I don't want to look like a jerk hauling around 3 45lb cd cases. The first case is a mix of Judas Priest, Def Leopard, Jimmy Buffet and Sugar Ray. The next case has mostly 50 Cent, the pussycat dolls and Creed. I didn't even bother opening the other case so its a mYsTeRy!??! You can come pick these up but please bring a lumbar harness and I can't be held liable for any injury. You must highlight to see this last item up for grabs.\/ Finally, the last item for sale is of a more intimate nature. Its a 7 inch purple dildo, unless you count the handle, then its 12 inches. It comes with a vibrating egg attachment with 5 speeds and wireless sync with your ipod. Normally I wouldn't sell something like this but, it was attached to the seat of the mountain bike. Yes, there are a few chocolate stains but they can be washed off... or you can leave them. __________________________________________________ ______________ Serious buyers with cash only. PM me with all offers. Here is a picture of the bike for reference. __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2009-11-06, 12:25 AM	#2
BOO EJ205 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, Nevada Posts: 2,076 Car: 12+tires Class: Spec. without hard work, nothing grows but weeds	WTF???? Intimate Nature Funniest thing I have read all night!! I might come over to check out that CD collection, and possibly to pick up my Hat. __________________ LOL.. The other White Meat ... lol ------------------------------------------------ subaru(STi) is a boys car, mitsubishi(evo) is a man's car - Jeremy (Top Gear) GC,GD,GM

2009-11-06, 09:08 AM	#3
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	I'll take the dildo. __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2009-11-06, 09:35 AM	#5
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	Also, I think I give this thread three stars. Good in concept, but I found the execution lacking in nature. __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2009-11-06, 10:01 AM	#6
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	The "50 Cent, the pussycat dolls and Creed" combo made me snicker. __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2009-11-06, 11:57 AM	#7
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	I knew the concept was solid but my knowledge of Cody is lacking so I had nothing to hang the story on. Just doing what I can with what I got. __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2009-11-07, 11:38 PM	#8
Dewey EJ251 Real Name: Chris Dewey Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Reno Posts: 520 Car: 98 RSTi Unicorn! Class: Street Modified	Hell, Juice, maybe you can put that dildo on your hood like a hood ornament. Then you wont have to kiss it goodbye when you sell it. __________________ Sponsored HEAVILY by BC Tuning.

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