Another fast-food rant... - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

sperry · 2007-08-03, 12:40 PM

McDonalds: fuck you.

MikeK · 2007-08-03, 12:48 PM

<south meadows mcdonalds>¿español, motherfucker, usted lo habla?</south meadows mcdonalds>

sperry · 2007-08-03, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeK

<south meadows mcdonalds>¿español, motherfucker, usted lo habla?</south meadows mcdonalds>

No, they understood me... 'cause my receipt is correct... but putting cheese on a cheeseburger is one step too many. I think I used up all the burger assembly person's mental capacity when I had them not put pickles on there.

Also, is it really too much to expect a napkin or two to make it in the bag on a drive-thru pickup order?

Nick Koan · 2007-08-03, 12:56 PM

"Wait, did he say no pickles or no cheese on his pickleburger?"
"Well, he obviously wouldn't order a pickle burger with no pickles, so I guess I drop the cheese"

NevadaSTi · 2007-08-03, 01:33 PM

The do have a sign up that say something like this, "Napkin upon request only, MccyD's doing its part to save paper."

JonnydaJibba · 2007-08-03, 01:40 PM

What is it about Mickey D's breakfast that attracts old people?

sperry · 2007-08-03, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by NevadaSTi

The do have a sign up that say something like this, "Napkin upon request only, MccyD's doing its part to save paper."

I must have missed that when reading the menu for 10 minutes while I was the only car in the drive-thru waiting to order.

JonnydaJibba · 2007-08-03, 02:41 PM

They get paid 10 bucks an hour after a 3 month training period so they should be able to complete orders better than most.

sperry · 2007-08-03, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

They get paid 10 bucks an hour after a 3 month training period so they should be able to complete orders better than most.

Keyword highlighted. The whole reason there are rants is because they don't do what they should be able to do!

Joeyy · 2007-08-03, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

What is it about Mickey D's breakfast that attracts old people?

Senors get free coffee. So they sit around talking about shit, drinking free coffee and wait for there morning bowel movements.

cody · 2007-08-03, 03:42 PM

Mmmm, old people poop.

van · 2007-08-03, 03:48 PM

There is an older retired 2x guy at my work who has the amazing ability to have his food order fucked up in some way everytime we go to lunch(He is also an amazing asshole in all situations. hilarious). I have the feeling that Scott/IGT=Ron/RIX

Joeyy · 2007-08-03, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by kidnappervan

There is an older retired 2x guy at my work who has the amazing ability to have his food order fucked up in some way everytime we go to lunch(He is also an amazing asshole in all situations. hilarious). I have the feeling that Scott/IGT=Ron/RIX

Wow, did Scott just get called an asshole?

van · 2007-08-03, 04:11 PM

No, anything in quotations doesn't count in the equation in my post,in my mind. Scott is my used subaru parts dealer

.

sperry · 2007-08-03, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Joeyy

Wow, did Scott just get called an asshole?

If the shoe fits?

100_Percent_Juice · 2007-08-03, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry

If the shoe fits?

and what about when the shoe gets worn out from so much use?

van · 2007-08-03, 08:14 PM

Don't bother replying Scott, I'll handle this for you buddy

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Originally Posted by sperry

fuck you.

JonnydaJibba · 2007-10-17, 10:29 AM

So... have you guys noticed that McDees uses two different kinds of eggs? For their biscuits and McMuffins they use a "real" looking egg complete with white and a yolk. For their McGriddles and Bagel sammiches they use what I would call a sheet scrambled egg that looks like a napkin folded in half a couple times. I asked a manager at one this morning and she wasn't able to answer.

Kevin M · 2007-10-17, 11:12 AM

Yeah, they fry eggs for some things and use scrambled for others, and the scrambled comes out of cartons or pouches in bulk quantity.

Nick Koan · 2007-10-17, 11:13 AM

And the "fried" ones come out of two different bags. One for the yellow part and one for the white part.

sperry · 2007-10-17, 11:55 AM

You guys think there are eggs at McDonalds?

Kevin M · 2007-10-17, 11:58 AM

Something something hen and cock joke.

Double Phister · 2007-10-17, 12:08 PM

Burger King: Fuck You.

I notice the Western Whopper isn't on the menu anymore.
Me: Are you guys still selling the Western Whopper?
Manager: Yes.
She looks at the menu board for a few minutes wondering if she guessed correctly.
Me: I'll take one of those as a meal.
She rings it up. I pays my monies and wait for my foods.
Food order comes up. I eyeball the whopper wrapper with is three optional checkboxes (Texas, Western, or Ultimate). Texas is checked.

Me: Is this a Western Whopper?
Manager: (doesn't even look) yes.
Me: (pointing to the texas checkbox) Are you sure?
Manager: ohhhh..........
Manager: (speaks a whole bunch in spanish to the assemblers)
Assemblers get together for a discusion about my burger trying to decide what the hell a western whopper is.
I get something back that is close enough.

If I hadn't gone inside to eat I'd be screwed (again).

Mandatory 3 month penalty. No business for them.

AtomicLabMonkey · 2007-10-17, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

So... have you guys noticed that McDees uses two different kinds of eggs? For their biscuits and McMuffins they use a "real" looking egg complete with white and a yolk. For their McGriddles and Bagel sammiches they use what I would call a sheet scrambled egg that looks like a napkin folded in half a couple times. I asked a manager at one this morning and she wasn't able to answer.

No, I haven't. Because I wouldn't touch egg products (or most other products) from WackArnold's with a 15ft pike.

sybir · 2007-10-17, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by R4ND0M_AX3

I get something back that is close enough with extra spit.

2007-08-03, 12:40 PM	#1
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	Another fast-food rant... McDonalds: fuck you. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2007-08-03, 12:56 PM	#4
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	"Wait, did he say no pickles or no cheese on his pickleburger?" "Well, he obviously wouldn't order a pickle burger with no pickles, so I guess I drop the cheese" __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2007-08-03, 01:33 PM	#5
NevadaSTi EJ251 Real Name: Brian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Minden, Nv. Posts: 989 Car: 1994 Toyota 4Runner Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once	The do have a sign up that say something like this, "Napkin upon request only, MccyD's doing its part to save paper." __________________ The last living thing on earth will be me. I'll step on the last cockroach.

2007-08-03, 01:40 PM	#6
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	What is it about Mickey D's breakfast that attracts old people? __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2007-08-03, 02:41 PM	#8
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	They get paid 10 bucks an hour after a 3 month training period so they should be able to complete orders better than most. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2007-08-03, 12:48 PM	#2
MikeK Captain Turbo Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reno Posts: 3,318 Car: 05 STi	<south meadows mcdonalds>¿español, motherfucker, usted lo habla?</south meadows mcdonalds>

2007-08-03, 03:42 PM	#11
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	Mmmm, old people poop. __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2007-08-03, 03:48 PM	#12
van SECCS Brewmeister Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: on the edge of a marsh Posts: 1,451	There is an older retired 2x guy at my work who has the amazing ability to have his food order fucked up in some way everytime we go to lunch(He is also an amazing asshole in all situations. hilarious). I have the feeling that Scott/IGT=Ron/RIX

2007-08-03, 04:11 PM	#14
van SECCS Brewmeister Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: on the edge of a marsh Posts: 1,451	No, anything in quotations doesn't count in the equation in my post,in my mind. Scott is my used subaru parts dealer.

2007-10-17, 10:29 AM	#18
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	So... have you guys noticed that McDees uses two different kinds of eggs? For their biscuits and McMuffins they use a "real" looking egg complete with white and a yolk. For their McGriddles and Bagel sammiches they use what I would call a sheet scrambled egg that looks like a napkin folded in half a couple times. I asked a manager at one this morning and she wasn't able to answer. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2007-10-17, 11:12 AM	#19
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	Yeah, they fry eggs for some things and use scrambled for others, and the scrambled comes out of cartons or pouches in bulk quantity. __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2007-10-17, 11:13 AM	#20
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	And the "fried" ones come out of two different bags. One for the yellow part and one for the white part. __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2007-10-17, 11:55 AM	#21
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	You guys think there are eggs at McDonalds? __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2007-10-17, 11:58 AM	#22
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	Something something hen and cock joke. __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2007-10-17, 12:08 PM	#23
Double Phister EJ22 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Elk Grove, CA Posts: 450 Car: 2005 WRX STi "I'm sideways and in control... I look good."	Burger King: Fuck You. I notice the Western Whopper isn't on the menu anymore. Me: Are you guys still selling the Western Whopper? Manager: Yes. She looks at the menu board for a few minutes wondering if she guessed correctly. Me: I'll take one of those as a meal. She rings it up. I pays my monies and wait for my foods. Food order comes up. I eyeball the whopper wrapper with is three optional checkboxes (Texas, Western, or Ultimate). Texas is checked. Me: Is this a Western Whopper? Manager: (doesn't even look) yes. Me: (pointing to the texas checkbox) Are you sure? Manager: ohhhh.......... Manager: (speaks a whole bunch in spanish to the assemblers) Assemblers get together for a discusion about my burger trying to decide what the hell a western whopper is. I get something back that is close enough. If I hadn't gone inside to eat I'd be screwed (again). Mandatory 3 month penalty. No business for them. __________________ Dan - '05 Black WRX STi. My Mods

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