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			 EJ22 
			
			
			
			Join Date: Feb 2006 
				Location: Reno, NV 
				
				
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			I passed my bartending exam!!!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	Now I gotta find a bartending job!!  | 
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			 EJ205 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004 
				Location: RNO 
				
				
					Posts: 2,367
				 
				
				 Car: 1998 Impreza Wagon, 1991 Legacy Turbo Sedan, 2003 Nissan Xterra 
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				 Yes, I'll fix it for you. Again. 
				
				
				
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			Clearly the ability to see over the bar was not on the exam... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Congrats!!! 
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			 EJ22 
			
			
			
			Join Date: Feb 2006 
				Location: Reno, NV 
				
				
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				 Car: 2008 Subaru Impreza 2.5i 
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			Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 
				Location: sitting next to a big yellow box 
				
				
					Posts: 3,589
				 
				
				 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS 
				Class: 05 TDSP 
				 No, I won't work on your car. F* your car 
				
				
				
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			Sweet!  Good luck finding a job!  If ya need any help, I know where all the good bars are!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	"...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."  | 
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			 Señor Cheap Bastarde 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 
				Location: $99 Tire Store 
				
				
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				 Car: $.04 STI 
				Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI 
				 Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me. 
				
				
				
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	I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids...  | 
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			 Candy Mountain 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 
				Location: Californication 
				
				
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				 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! 
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				 OMG Internet! 
				
				
				
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			I like drinking...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 
				Location: sitting next to a big yellow box 
				
				
					Posts: 3,589
				 
				
				 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS 
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				 No, I won't work on your car. F* your car 
				
				
				
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			Joe Bob's is good chicken Dean, mediocre bar.  I know where the bars is at.  Trust me...   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	"...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."  | 
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			 Señor Cheap Bastarde 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 
				Location: $99 Tire Store 
				
				
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				Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI 
				 Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me. 
				
				
				
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			Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 
				Location: sitting next to a big yellow box 
				
				
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				 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS 
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				 No, I won't work on your car. F* your car 
				
				
				
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	"...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."  | 
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			 EJ207 
			
			
			
				
			
			Join Date: Apr 2005 
				Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada 
				
				
					Posts: 3,482
				 
				
				 Car: 2000 2.5RS 
				Class: RestNPeace 
				 Master Slurper. 
				
				
				
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			Good job!  I think you will have no trouble getting tips.  Just don't work at the Atlantis.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	"Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"  | 
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			 JDM Cowboy 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 
				Location: Somewhere 
				
				
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			Good luck out there.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 EJ22 
			
			
			
			Join Date: Feb 2006 
				Location: Reno, NV 
				
				
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			Thanks!!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Join Date: Dec 2002 
				Location: Reno, Nevada 
				
				
					Posts: 2,076
				 
				
				 Car: 12+tires 
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				 without hard work, nothing grows but weeds 
				
				
				
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			Congrats!!!  I don't know anything about drinks but I hear thats a cool job..
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	LOL.. The other White Meat ... lol ------------------------------------------------ subaru(STi) is a boys car, mitsubishi(evo) is a man's car - Jeremy (Top Gear) GC,GD,GM  | 
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			Real Name: Matt Taylor Join Date: Jun 2005 
				Location: Cousin-F*ck, Carolina 
				
				
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				 Wish in one hand and sh*t in the other... 
				
				
				
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			 Little Slugger 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Kevin Join Date: Jan 2007 
				Location: North Lake Tahoe, NV 
				
				
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				 Car: 05 WRB STI Wagon/00 BRP GC Sedan 
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				 I'm not crazy, I'm just passionate! 
				
				
				
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			Congrats!  Good luck with the search.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 warehouse SECCS 
			
			
			
				
			
			Join Date: Mar 2003 
				Location: SoCal... 
				
				
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				 Car: 04 Evo    99 Cadillac 
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			I'll have a Whiskey/Sour, thanks. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Let us know when you are slinging drinks so can get us all hammered! 
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			 The Doink 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 
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				 The way out is through 
				
				
				
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	Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?  | 
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			 The Don 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Aaron Join Date: Oct 2003 
				Location: Sacramento 
				
				
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			canadian car bomber what?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.  | 
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			 El Matador 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 
				Location: Reno, NV 
				
				
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			Indeed. Right you are.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	"Dallas..We have a problem.”  | 
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			Real Name: Deede Join Date: Jun 2004 
				Location: Sacramento, CA 
				
				
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			Negative for me still, ghostrider. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	Congrats!!  | 
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			 JDM Cowboy 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 
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			I smelt a Guiness the other day.  Its definitely still on the "no" list for me too.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Brian Join Date: Mar 2005 
				Location: Minden, Nv. 
				
				
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				 Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once 
				
				
				
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			I'll take a Red Headed Slut, thank you very much. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Grats Em! 
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	The last living thing on earth will be me. I'll step on the last cockroach.  | 
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			 Señor Cheap Bastarde 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 
				Location: $99 Tire Store 
				
				
					Posts: 9,294
				 
				
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				 Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me. 
				
				
				
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			Is that a drink, or a text message you send a pimp?  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Brian Join Date: Mar 2005 
				Location: Minden, Nv. 
				
				
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	The last living thing on earth will be me. I'll step on the last cockroach.  | 
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			Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 
				Location: $99 Tire Store 
				
				
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