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|  2007-05-31, 07:10 PM | #1 | |
| El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV 
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				 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ? |  Dirtball using Richard Burns name in scam. 
			
			Some assclown scammer sent me this spam email today, to my surprise, he's using the name of the late-great Richard Burns for his scam.  what a fucker.  How random that they found a Subaru rally fan with their scam. Quote: 
 
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|  2007-05-31, 07:13 PM | #2 | 
| Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication 
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			So you gonna do it?
		 
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|  2007-05-31, 08:30 PM | #3 | 
| El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV 
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|  2007-05-31, 08:37 PM | #4 | 
| JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere 
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			Nothing says professional like a yahoo webmail address.
		 
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|  2007-05-31, 11:18 PM | #5 | 
| EJ22 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Springdale AR 
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			why does he get 60%... Yo that's wack.
		 
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|  2007-06-01, 08:42 AM | #6 | 
| EJ251 Real Name: Brian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Minden, Nv. 
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			I got this from Internet-Fraud.com From: "Barr. Robert Clive" Reply-To: robertclive12@yahoo.it Subject: NEXT OF KINS Date: Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:11:56 +0200 To: OffshoreInformant@safe-mail.net Dear Friend, Firstly, not to cause you embarrassment, I am Barrister Robert Clive, a Solicitor at law and the personal attorney to late Mr. Richard Burns a National of England who used to be a Motor Sport Rally Racer herein after shall be referred to as my client. On Saturday 26 November 2005, Richard Burns died after severe illness. For verification, click on this link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/moto...ly/4472642.stm The deceased had a deposit with HSBC Bank of London valued presently at 8-million pounds Sterling which he did not disclose to anybody not even his own wife because 3-days before he made this deposit he caught his wife cheating and they were both planning for divorce before his sudden death. Now, I seek your consent to present you as the Next of Kin / Will Beneficiary to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at 8-million pounds can be paid to you. This will be disbursed or shared in these percentages: 60% to me 30% to you and 10% for charity organizations. All necessary legal documents that can be used to back up your claim as the Will beneficiary will be carefully worked out by me here in the United Kingdom. All I require is your honest CO-OPERATION, CONFIDENTIALITY and TRUST to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me urgently by e-mail at robertclive12@yahoo.it with the following information, below: 1. Your Full Name 2. Your Telephone Number and Fax Number 3. Your Contact Address This is to enable me commence immediate preparation of all legal documents that you will use to apply to HSBC bank for the release and subsequent transfer of the 8-million pounds Sterling into your account. Your urgent response will be highly anticipated and appreciated. Best Regards, Barrister Robert Clive ROBERTCLIVE & ASSOCIATE Broadway Edgware Middlesex UK - - - - ==== The aforementioned e-mail provides an IP address, which is further identified (below): IP Address: 213.149.105.22 IP Address Range: 213.149.96.0 - 213.149.127.255 Internet Service Provider (ISP): INTERNET CRNA GORA D.O.O. Bulevar Lenjina 2 81000 Podgorica REPUBLIC OF MONTENEGRO TEL: + 381 81 403 430 FAX: + 381 81 403 404 E-MAIL: internet@cg.yu E-MAIL: zeljkod@cg.yu CONTACT: Zeljko Draskovic INTERNET CRNA GORA D.O.O. Bulevar Svetog Petra Cetinjskog 3 81000 Podgorica REPUBLIC OF MONTENEGRO TEL: +381 81 403 431 TEL: +381 81 403 404 E-MAIL: kooch@cg.yu CONTACT: Ivan Kuc ==== Submitted, Offshore Informant 
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|  2007-06-01, 01:15 PM | #7 | 
| EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada 
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			Why is it these always have the worst grammer and whatever the english type word is for formatting?
		 
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|  2007-06-01, 01:48 PM | #8 | 
| The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR 
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			That's what happens when you use Bablefish to translate from Nigerian into English.
		 
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|  2007-06-01, 01:50 PM | #9 | 
| EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada 
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			Ah, that makes sense.  Duh...
		 
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|  2007-06-01, 02:11 PM | #10 | 
| (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV 
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			There should be an investigator that is paid by the government to travel around and assasinate every one of these internet scammers.  or maybe just cut off their hands.
		 
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