2007-11-30, 11:12 PM | #1 |
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Could have called them Spud Skinners
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2007-11-30, 11:48 PM | #2 |
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That almost sounds like a disease. "Na I can't go outside today... damn tatermitts!"
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2007-12-01, 10:28 PM | #3 |
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a set of those could turn a porno in to a gore flick.
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2007-12-01, 11:06 PM | #4 | |
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Ha. Good idea, though.
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2007-12-02, 07:48 PM | #5 |
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I expected a masturbation joke out of at least 1 of you guys.
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2007-12-02, 07:52 PM | #6 |
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The fact that you even thought of that bothers me. A lot.
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2007-12-03, 08:59 AM | #7 |
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I was close. . .
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2007-12-03, 10:09 AM | #8 |
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I get the feeling these will show up in the next Saw movie.
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2007-12-03, 01:21 PM | #9 |
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"there has been a small key surgically implanted in your left leg. You have 2 minutes to get the key... oh, and there are tatermitts glued to your hands."
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2007-12-03, 01:36 PM | #10 |
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"You have tatermits stitched to your hands, and here's 130hrs of the worlds best HD pron on infinite loop."
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2007-12-03, 02:19 PM | #11 |
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"In front of you, you will see your 4 closest friends. You will notice that I have shaved their heads and painted a different colored ring on each. You must now play your friends heads to the beat of "...and justice for all" on expert. ...Oh, and you have tatermitts taped to your hands. You must complete the song before the xbox360 displays the red ring."
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2007-12-03, 04:04 PM | #12 |
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It's even in HD, dang.
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2007-12-03, 04:19 PM | #13 |
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Is that a scene from Saw or a home remedy for wiener callouses?
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2007-12-03, 04:22 PM | #14 |
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TMI
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2007-12-03, 04:26 PM | #15 |
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Sound more like a "cause of" rather than "home remedy".
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2007-12-04, 03:34 AM | #16 |
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This thread has gotten disturbing beyond description.
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2007-12-04, 08:32 AM | #17 |
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you obviously have not visited http://um.no.com
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2007-12-04, 05:27 PM | #18 | |
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2007-12-04, 05:55 PM | #19 |
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A link to 2girls1cup doesn't fly around here. People can find it on their own if they really want to, we don't need search engines caching the hyperlink.
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2007-12-05, 09:21 AM | #20 |
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I wasn't linking to that site. It was a joke.
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2007-12-05, 10:31 AM | #21 |
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Except by typing in the URL, you did link to it.
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2007-12-05, 11:28 AM | #22 |
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the url that I typed would have taken someone to a 404error.
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2007-12-05, 11:57 AM | #23 |
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Unless the server redirects you to the root URL as most people with novelty sites like that do. But I didn't click on it 'cause I'd rather not get fired over it.
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2007-12-05, 12:18 PM | #24 |
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Take away my gold star for today.
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2007-12-05, 01:54 PM | #25 |
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Meh, the OMG and WTF meters in the tuning thread redeemed you.
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