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Old 2006-01-30, 12:47 PM   #1
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"Iron Roger Flint" would be my name...well, maybe not. But the questions are funny anyways.

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"A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!"

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Old 2006-01-30, 12:50 PM   #2
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Old 2006-01-30, 12:55 PM   #3
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Bloody Tom Roberts is my pirate name. Huh?
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Old 2006-01-30, 12:57 PM   #4
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I'm Dirty Bess Kidd! The pirate that everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of, but just to get rid of the smell. Even though I'm not always the traditional swaggering gallant, my steadiness and planning make me a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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Old 2006-01-30, 01:00 PM   #5
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Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
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Old 2006-01-30, 01:13 PM   #6
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Black Mary Read

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

I'd rather say y4rr!
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Old 2006-01-30, 01:21 PM   #7
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Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
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Old 2006-01-30, 01:22 PM   #8
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Captain Davy Rackham

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
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Old 2006-01-30, 01:34 PM   #9
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Iron John Kidd.

Arrr!

Or, depending on the situation,
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Old 2006-01-30, 01:43 PM   #10
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Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!
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Old 2006-01-30, 01:56 PM   #11
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Dread Pirate Flint

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
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Old 2006-01-30, 02:41 PM   #12
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Bloody Roger Kidd

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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Old 2006-01-30, 03:03 PM   #13
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But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
I have to nomate this for Deede's Random QOTD. This is a quote that everyone can live by.

Pirates are so much fun!
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Old 2006-01-30, 03:51 PM   #14
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I think I'm related to Dean...

Captain James Rackham
"Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! "
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Old 2006-01-30, 03:58 PM   #15
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Captain James Rackham
"Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! "
Holy Crap me too. Matt we got the same name.
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Old 2006-01-30, 04:07 PM   #16
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Holy Crap me too. Matt we got the same name.

That's really weird... Hmm.
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Old 2006-01-30, 04:15 PM   #17
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Dirty Tom Rackham

So im a Rackham also, with Dean and Matt.
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Old 2006-01-30, 04:29 PM   #18
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Sounds like the Rackham clan needs to do some pilaging............eh matey's?
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Old 2006-01-30, 04:54 PM   #19
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Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!
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Old 2006-01-30, 08:00 PM   #21
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You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
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Old 2006-01-30, 08:16 PM   #22
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A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you're a tough person. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!
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Old 2006-01-30, 08:23 PM   #23
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A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
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Old 2006-01-30, 09:57 PM   #24
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Dread Pirate Kidd

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

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Old 2006-01-30, 10:49 PM   #25
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Anyway, I'm Bloody William Bonney.
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
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