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ArthurS · 2004-09-16, 12:20 PM

Come on people. Post something funny. Today is slow as hell. I am actually starting to read technical articles. Thats scary.

Kevin M · 2004-09-16, 12:27 PM

... I got nothin.

MikeSTI · 2004-09-16, 12:31 PM

wwwhaaat

did you get your stuff done last night?

sti deede · 2004-09-16, 12:34 PM

Argh this Sunday be talk like a pirate day! So in honor here's a joke for me mateys.

> A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
>
> One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show:
>
> "Look, it's not the same hat!"
>
> "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table."
>
> "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
>
> The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all,
the captain's parrot.
>
> Then the ship sank.
>
> The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea
with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with
hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, and then another,
and then another.
>
> Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back:
>
> "OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?

sti deede · 2004-09-16, 12:38 PM

yeah whats the scoop on your stuff. Was it successful, or will we find out tonight?

Nick Koan · 2004-09-16, 12:38 PM

There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her
class how many of them are Bush fans.

Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to
be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their
hands except one boy-Johnny.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be
different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush fan". The
teacher says, "Why arent you a Bush Fan?" Johnny says,
"I'm a John Kerry fan." The teacher asks why he's a
Kerry fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry fan,
and my Dad's a Kerry fan, so I'm a Kerry fan!"

The teacher is angry because this is Texas, so she
says, "What if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was
an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan".

**************

There was a much married woman who walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

"Well", replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type of dress are you looking for?"

The bride to be said:, "A long frilly white dress with a veil."

The sales clerk didn't know quite what to say but she finally said, "Frankly, madam, gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time, for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean?"

"Well" replied the customer, more than a little put out, "I can assure you that I am as innocent as the rest of them. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any first time bride."

"You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding he died as we were checking into our hotel.

My second husband and I got into a terrible fight in the limo on our way to the reception and have not spoken since. We had that wedding annulled immediately."

"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk:.

"Well" said the woman, "he was a Republican, and every night for four years he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be."

********

Word-for-word excerpt from the Philadelphia Inquirer:

Bush orders officials to stop the leaks
By Joseph L. Galloway and James Kuhnhenn
Inquirer Washington Bureau

WASHINGTON - Concerned about the appearance of disarray and feuding within his administration as well as growing resistance to his policies in Iraq, President Bush - living up to his recent declaration that he is in charge - told his top officials to "stop the leaks" to the media, or else.

News of Bush's order leaked almost immediately.

Bush told his senior aides Tuesday that he "didn't want to see any stories" quoting unnamed administration officials in the media anymore, and that if he did, there would be consequences, said a senior administration official who asked that his name not be used.

ArthurS · 2004-09-16, 12:42 PM

I got the uppipe, pcv, and turboback done in 5 hours.

I apparently didn't tighten a bolt somewhere, because I have a nasty leak above 4,000 rpm's. Going to try and fix that and install the intercooler hoses before the meet.

Oh...and I finally leveled the headlights a little so I could stop blinding people.

AtomicLabMonkey · 2004-09-16, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by nKoan

Bush told his senior aides Tuesday that he "didn't want to see any stories" quoting unnamed administration officials in the media anymore, and that if he did, there would be consequences, said a senior administration official who asked that his name not be used.

That's awesome...

MikeSTI · 2004-09-16, 01:06 PM

sweet man! thats good sh*t

ScottyS · 2004-09-16, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArthurS

Come on people. Post something funny. Today is slow as hell. I am actually starting to read technical articles. Thats scary.

/Dr. ObscureO (arch-nemesis to Master of the Obvious) mode on

So, I think that the official SECCS 5-8 minute video should not only feature track day, cone day, and meet takes, but also include a scene or two of "over-the-top" action (in and out of the car) by somebody dressed up as the PIMP RICER. Those takes should be shot before Brandon removes his altezzas. Submit your votes for the actor here.

/Dr. ObscureO (arch-nemesis to Master of the Obvious) mode off

It's funny, if you think of the possibilities.

AtomicLabMonkey · 2004-09-16, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScottyS

... but also include a scene or two of "over-the-top" action (in and out of the car) by somebody dressed up as the PIMP RICER.

Umm, I think we already know [edit]that's Scott's a dick![/edit]

The monkey is displeased with meddlesome post editing...

sti deede · 2004-09-16, 02:40 PM

Can someone post the picture of Nick in the JDM cowboy hat?

Nick Koan · 2004-09-16, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sti deede

Can someone post the picture of Nick in the JDM cowboy hat?

Done and done. I love my hat.

[img:c60479200a=600]http://www.zjstech.net/~library/50/WRX/cowboy.jpg[/img:c60479200a]

sperry · 2004-09-16, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nKoan

Quote:

Originally Posted by sti deede

Can someone post the picture of Nick in the JDM cowboy hat?

Done and done. I love my hat.

[img:4e2a75666d=600]http://www.zjstech.net/~library/50/WRX/cowboy.jpg[/img:4e2a75666d]

Nick rules. Who's the chick in the pink?

Nick Koan · 2004-09-16, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

Nick rules. Who's the chick in the pink?

I wish I knew.

MattR · 2004-09-16, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nKoan

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

Nick rules. Who's the chick in the pink?

I wish I knew.

MattR · 2004-09-16, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtomicLabMonkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScottyS

... but also include a scene or two of "over-the-top" action (in and out of the car) by somebody dressed up as the PIMP RICER.

Umm, I think we already know [edit]that's Scott's a dick![/edit]

The monkey is displeased with meddlesome post editing...

What happened here?

sperry · 2004-09-16, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattR

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtomicLabMonkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScottyS

... but also include a scene or two of "over-the-top" action (in and out of the car) by somebody dressed up as the PIMP RICER.

Umm, I think we already know [edit]that's Scott's a dick![/edit]

The monkey is displeased with meddlesome post editing...

What happened here?

He reposted that picture of me in front of the car that Dean took... you know, the "I'm Lovin' It" picture.

I swapped it with a picture of the Maximum shop car. Hilarity ensued. ...well at least for me it did.

Nick Koan · 2004-09-16, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattR

What happened here?

Oh, a picture was posted. Then it was edited out and replaced with another. Then it was removed entirely.

MattR · 2004-09-16, 03:29 PM

Shit...I've been working so hard, I missed it all...

ScottyS · 2004-09-16, 03:43 PM

Should've known better than to casually toss out the phrase "PIMP RICER"

AtomicLabMonkey · 2004-09-16, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

He reposted that picture of me in front of the car that Dean took... you know, the "I'm Lovin' It" picture.

Which, by the way, the P-chopped version is no longer up in its original thread.

I want a copy for my records...

Nick Koan · 2004-09-16, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtomicLabMonkey

Which, by the way, the P-chopped version is no longer up in its original thread.

I want a copy for my records...

I'll try and get a copy, and e-mail it to you or something.

sperry · 2004-09-16, 04:56 PM

I knew it! The whole board is against me!!

Kevin M · 2004-09-16, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

I knew it! The whole board is against me!!

I swear to God, the whole fuckin' world's against us.

/Jay

2004-09-16, 12:20 PM	#1
ArthurS EJ207 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 3,707 Car: 2011 Chevy Battle Wagon	WWWWAAAKKKKEEEE UUUPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!1!!1! Come on people. Post something funny. Today is slow as hell. I am actually starting to read technical articles. Thats scary. __________________ Captain Murphy: I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass. Be a hitter, babe.

2004-09-16, 12:27 PM	#2
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	... I got nothin. __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2004-09-16, 12:31 PM	#3
MikeSTI EJ205 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 2,354 Car: 2004 STi Class: TSM I can't complain	wwwhaaat did you get your stuff done last night? __________________ Cobb Stage 2

2004-09-16, 12:38 PM	#6
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy-Johnny. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush fan". The teacher says, "Why arent you a Bush Fan?" Johnny says, "I'm a John Kerry fan." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry fan, and my Dad's a Kerry fan, so I'm a Kerry fan!" The teacher is angry because this is Texas, so she says, "What if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan". ************ There was a much married woman who walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. "Well", replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type of dress are you looking for?" The bride to be said:, "A long frilly white dress with a veil." The sales clerk didn't know quite what to say but she finally said, "Frankly, madam, gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time, for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean?" "Well" replied the customer, more than a little put out, "I can assure you that I am as innocent as the rest of them. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any first time bride." "You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding he died as we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got into a terrible fight in the limo on our way to the reception and have not spoken since. We had that wedding annulled immediately." "What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk:. "Well" said the woman, "he was a Republican, and every night for four years he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be." ****** Word-for-word excerpt from the Philadelphia Inquirer: Bush orders officials to stop the leaks By Joseph L. Galloway and James Kuhnhenn Inquirer Washington Bureau WASHINGTON - Concerned about the appearance of disarray and feuding within his administration as well as growing resistance to his policies in Iraq, President Bush - living up to his recent declaration that he is in charge - told his top officials to "stop the leaks" to the media, or else. News of Bush's order leaked almost immediately. Bush told his senior aides Tuesday that he "didn't want to see any stories" quoting unnamed administration officials in the media anymore, and that if he did, there would be consequences, said a senior administration official who asked that his name not be used. __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2004-09-16, 12:42 PM	#7
ArthurS EJ207 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 3,707 Car: 2011 Chevy Battle Wagon	I got the uppipe, pcv, and turboback done in 5 hours. I apparently didn't tighten a bolt somewhere, because I have a nasty leak above 4,000 rpm's. Going to try and fix that and install the intercooler hoses before the meet. Oh...and I finally leveled the headlights a little so I could stop blinding people. __________________ Captain Murphy: I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass. Be a hitter, babe.

2004-09-16, 12:34 PM	#4
sti deede EJ205 Real Name: Deede Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 1,789 Car: '96 4runner Class: none.	Argh this Sunday be talk like a pirate day! So in honor here's a joke for me mateys. > A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. > > One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show: > > "Look, it's not the same hat!" > > "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table." > > "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" > > The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. > > Then the ship sank. > > The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, and then another, and then another. > > Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back: > > "OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?

2004-09-16, 01:06 PM	#9
MikeSTI EJ205 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 2,354 Car: 2004 STi Class: TSM I can't complain	sweet man! thats good sh*t __________________ Cobb Stage 2

2004-09-16, 02:40 PM	#12
sti deede EJ205 Real Name: Deede Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 1,789 Car: '96 4runner Class: none.	Can someone post the picture of Nick in the JDM cowboy hat?

2004-09-16, 03:29 PM	#20
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	Shit...I've been working so hard, I missed it all... __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2004-09-16, 03:43 PM	#21
ScottyS EJ205 Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: RNO Posts: 2,367 Car: 1998 Impreza Wagon, 1991 Legacy Turbo Sedan, 2003 Nissan Xterra Class: tvFree Yes, I'll fix it for you. Again.	Should've known better than to casually toss out the phrase "PIMP RICER" __________________ "Trend Number One is that people aren't getting any smarter." Dogbert

2004-09-16, 04:56 PM	#24
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	I knew it! The whole board is against me!! __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?