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sperry · 2008-03-19, 01:27 PM

..."no pickles".

They heard, "mo' pickles".

But that's what I get for eating McDonald's I guess. Also, bowel cancer.

sybir · 2008-03-19, 03:03 PM

"the pickles...the pickles.....pickles.....special sauce..."

sperry · 2008-03-19, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sybir

"the pickles...the pickles.....pickles.....special sauce..."

"She wants it her way!! GET ME SOME SAUCE, NOW!!"

WRX06TR · 2008-03-19, 03:14 PM

"God help you woman...for every pickle I find, I shall kill you!"

Kevin M · 2008-03-19, 03:14 PM

Aw man... I read the title, and was all geared up for a vintage Sperry drive through rant. I even made popcorn.

sperry · 2008-03-19, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BAN SUVS

Aw man... I read the title, and was all geared up for a vintage Sperry drive through rant. I even made popcorn.

I'm worn out on negativity. I'm trying hard not to get quite so worked up these days.

Kavid · 2008-03-19, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry

..."no pickles".

They heard, "mo' pickles".

But that's what I get for eating McDonald's I guess. Also, bowel cancer.

I can relate for sure! I do not eat vegetables and eat most things plain. I know I'm weird. I order my food special and get nothing like what I asked for!

Fast food sucks, that's why I've resorted to eating at home about 80% of the time. Boycott fast food! Or we can all just quit eating it and save our bodies

sperry · 2008-03-19, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Kavid

I can relate for sure! I do not eat vegetables and eat most things plain. I know I'm weird. I order my food special and get nothing like what I asked for!

Fast food sucks, that's why I've resorted to eating at home about 80% of the time. Boycott fast food! Or we can all just quit eating it and save our bodies

You've got nothing on AtomicLabMonkey.

I heard this order about 10,000 times in college from him: "I want a burger. Plain. With Just katsup. Fries. Coke. ...and a cookie."

Never once did he deviate in like 6 years.

Kavid · 2008-03-19, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry

You've got nothing on AtomicLabMonkey.

I heard this order about 10,000 times in college from him: "I want a burger. Plain. With Just katsup. Fries. Coke. ...and a cookie."

Never once did he deviate in like 6 years.

I am exactly the same minus the cookie! Ketchup is the only thing I like on my burgers, period. As a matter of fact I had a BK Whopper with only ketchup for lunch today with fries and a coke, but no cookie. Awesome, I haven't changed that in like 20+ years. No lettuce or tomatoes on my tacos, No onions in my bean burritos, and Port of Subs and Subway with Just meat and cheese and maybe mustard if I'm feeling froggy that day, and the list goes on. And I thought I was the only one!

sperry · 2008-03-19, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Kavid

I am exactly the same minus the cookie! Ketchup is the only thing I like on my burgers, period. As a matter of fact I had a BK Whopper with only ketchup for lunch today with fries and a coke, but no cookie. Awesome, I haven't changed that in like 20+ years. No lettuce or tomatoes on my tacos, No onions in my bean burritos, and Port of Subs and Subway with Just meat and cheese and maybe mustard if I'm feeling froggy that day, and the list goes on. And I thought I was the only one!

I think the cookie only came into play at Carl's Jr. But we probably ate there like 4 meals a week easy back in school.

100_Percent_Juice · 2008-03-19, 08:45 PM

I didn't know there were so many metro-sexuals on this forum.

AtomicLabMonkey · 2008-03-20, 04:59 AM

I have actually branched in my old age.. now I've moved up to lettuce, onion & ketchup on my burgers.

"Would you like cheese with that?"

"If I wanted cheese, I would have asked for fucking cheese."

Kavid · 2008-03-20, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by AtomicLabMonkey

I have actually branched in my old age.. now I've moved up to lettuce, onion & ketchup on my burgers.

"Would you like cheese with that?"

"If I wanted cheese, I would have asked for fucking cheese."

He has evolved into a new species of man. I may be the last of them. Congrats on graduating to that. I don't know if I only speak for myself, but there is no metro-sexual here Mr. Juice, I am actually a pretty big homo phobe. Just a picky eater.

100_Percent_Juice · 2008-03-20, 08:14 AM

A homo probe!?

GC8.Love · 2008-03-20, 12:58 PM

@ "Mr. Juice."

knucklesplitter · 2008-03-20, 02:09 PM

Guess you guys wouldn't like the "Chico Burger" at Cue & Cushion. It has bacon and peanut butter on it (as well as many other things). Don't cringe - it tastes much better than it sounds.

My son always orders "a plain cheeseburger please - just the meat, the cheese, and the bread - nothing else please."

WRX06TR · 2008-03-20, 02:51 PM

Peanut Butter on a burger...HELL NO!!!

sperry · 2008-03-20, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by knucklesplitter

Guess you guys wouldn't like the "Chico Burger" at Cue & Cushion. It has bacon and peanut butter on it (as well as many other things). Don't cringe - it tastes much better than it sounds.

My son always orders "a plain cheeseburger please - just the meat, the cheese, and the bread - nothing else please."

I ate their burger that has a pastrami sandwich on top of it like 2 years ago, and I'm still thirsty.

bxracer69 · 2008-03-20, 04:30 PM

Apparently you are not ordering correctly at all these fast food places...

No Pickles= No deseo las salmueras en mi hamburguesa

How long have you lived here in the USA? get with the official language

ScottyS · 2008-03-21, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by GC8.Love

@ "Mr. Juice."

"So, I was talking to The Juice the other day, and..."

2008-03-19, 01:27 PM	#1
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	I said... ..."no pickles". They heard, "mo' pickles". But that's what I get for eating McDonald's I guess. Also, bowel cancer. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2008-03-19, 03:03 PM	#2
sybir The Don Real Name: Aaron Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sacramento Posts: 3,097 Car: '97 Legacy / '05 FXT Class: low	"the pickles...the pickles.....pickles.....special sauce..." __________________ Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

2008-03-19, 03:14 PM	#5
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	Aw man... I read the title, and was all geared up for a vintage Sperry drive through rant. I even made popcorn. __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2008-03-19, 08:45 PM	#11
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	I didn't know there were so many metro-sexuals on this forum. __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2008-03-20, 04:59 AM	#12
AtomicLabMonkey Nightwalker Real Name: Austin Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Oshkosh, WI Posts: 4,063 Car: '13 WRX YGBSM	I have actually branched in my old age.. now I've moved up to lettuce, onion & ketchup on my burgers. "Would you like cheese with that?" "If I wanted cheese, I would have asked for fucking cheese." __________________ "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you.. you're locked in here with me."

2008-03-19, 03:14 PM	#4
WRX06TR EJ251 Real Name: Nick P Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Reno Posts: 881 Car: 2005 STi Class: MadtyteTunerBro! Back to the studio!	"God help you woman...for every pickle I find, I shall kill you!"

2008-03-20, 08:14 AM	#14
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	A homo probe!? __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2008-03-20, 12:58 PM	#15
GC8.Love EJ22 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 339 Car: '01 STM Impreza 2.5 RS ; '96 "Junior Mints" colored Impreza Brighton - "Bowl of Wet Spaghetti" Class: We got classes?	@ "Mr. Juice." __________________ "Lemon curry?!"

2008-03-20, 02:09 PM	#16
knucklesplitter EJ205 Real Name: Matt Taylor Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Cousin-Fck, Carolina Posts: 1,474 Wish in one hand and sht in the other...	Guess you guys wouldn't like the "Chico Burger" at Cue & Cushion. It has bacon and peanut butter on it (as well as many other things). Don't cringe - it tastes much better than it sounds. My son always orders "a plain cheeseburger please - just the meat, the cheese, and the bread - nothing else please."

2008-03-20, 02:51 PM	#17
WRX06TR EJ251 Real Name: Nick P Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Reno Posts: 881 Car: 2005 STi Class: MadtyteTunerBro! Back to the studio!	Peanut Butter on a burger...HELL NO!!!

2008-03-20, 04:30 PM	#19
bxracer69 EJ22 Real Name: Nick Langkamp Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the Road Posts: 384 Car: 2003 Mitsubishi Evo8 Class: SM Snowboarding....Because gravity is cheaper than gas	Apparently you are not ordering correctly at all these fast food places... No Pickles= No deseo las salmueras en mi hamburguesa How long have you lived here in the USA? get with the official language __________________ My better is better than your best. My fast smells like french toast. www.langkampracing.com