Things you should never say to a cop!
 

my wife sent this to me so now I must pass it on!!!!

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

This is pretty sad, but I've been told numbers 2, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11 so far. I have this one hanging in my office and 2 goals in my career are to get all 12 and.... to commandeer someone's car.

:lol: I can think of a few around here you might want to get a hold of...

You'd have to be a real smart -ass to say #4... :lol:

Hey, I always like Jason's reply to the Sparks PD officer that pulled him over for sliding across 3 lanes onto McCarran...

Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
J: "No, Dude"
Officer: "You didn't have command of your lane"
J: "Sure I did, I had command of all three :shock: "

:LOL:

A couple of years ago we got pulled over at 3:00 am about 4 blocks from home. Something like 55 in a 25. My buddy, who is driving listens to the cop politely and then says with attitude: "I'm sorry sir, but I beg to differ." He then argued for 20 minutes about how fast we were going. And the cop lets him off.

Theo