Things you should never say to a cop! - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

MikeSTI · 2005-03-23, 09:09 AM

my wife sent this to me so now I must pass it on!!!!

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Reno 911 · 2005-03-23, 07:25 PM

This is pretty sad, but I've been told numbers 2, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11 so far. I have this one hanging in my office and 2 goals in my career are to get all 12 and.... to commandeer someone's car.

Kevin M · 2005-03-23, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reno 911

and.... to commandeer someone's car.

I can think of a few around here you might want to get a hold of...

MattR · 2005-03-23, 09:39 PM

You'd have to be a real smart -ass to say #4...

Hey, I always like Jason's reply to the Sparks PD officer that pulled him over for sliding across 3 lanes onto McCarran...

Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
J: "No, Dude"
Officer: "You didn't have command of your lane"
J: "Sure I did, I had command of all three :shock: "

:LOL:

Theo · 2005-03-29, 04:35 PM

A couple of years ago we got pulled over at 3:00 am about 4 blocks from home. Something like 55 in a 25. My buddy, who is driving listens to the cop politely and then says with attitude: "I'm sorry sir, but I beg to differ." He then argued for 20 minutes about how fast we were going. And the cop lets him off.

Theo

2005-03-23, 09:09 AM	#1
MikeSTI EJ205 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 2,354 Car: 2004 STi Class: TSM I can't complain	Things you should never say to a cop! my wife sent this to me so now I must pass it on!!!! 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" __________________ Cobb Stage 2

2005-03-29, 04:35 PM	#5
Theo EJ22 Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 133	A couple of years ago we got pulled over at 3:00 am about 4 blocks from home. Something like 55 in a 25. My buddy, who is driving listens to the cop politely and then says with attitude: "I'm sorry sir, but I beg to differ." He then argued for 20 minutes about how fast we were going. And the cop lets him off. Theo __________________ White WRX Family Wagon

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2005-03-23, 07:25 PM	#2
Reno 911 n00b Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Reno to Truckee and back Posts: 9	This is pretty sad, but I've been told numbers 2, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11 so far. I have this one hanging in my office and 2 goals in my career are to get all 12 and.... to commandeer someone's car.

2005-03-23, 09:39 PM	#4
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	You'd have to be a real smart -ass to say #4... Hey, I always like Jason's reply to the Sparks PD officer that pulled him over for sliding across 3 lanes onto McCarran... Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" J: "No, Dude" Officer: "You didn't have command of your lane" J: "Sure I did, I had command of all three :shock: " :LOL: __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”