Michael Vick in more trouble - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

MikeK · 2007-08-15, 08:40 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html

He is being sued for "$63,000,000,000 billion dollars backed by gold and silver" by a guy who claims Vick stole his dogs and used the money to buy missiles from Iran.

JonnydaJibba · 2007-08-15, 09:06 AM

Isn't that like 63 billion billion dollars?

How the hell are two dogs worth 63 billion billion anyway? Did they shit diamonds?

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Originally Posted by wtf is this guy thinking

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

Oh man it just gets more and more absurd.

Nick Koan · 2007-08-15, 09:57 AM

I think the best part is the actual court document was handwritten.

http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/...athan_file.pdf

Kevin M · 2007-08-15, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

Isn't that like 63 billion billion dollars?

How the hell are two dogs worth 63 billion billion anyway? Did they shit diamonds?

Oh man it just gets more and more absurd.

It's only $63billion dude.

And Vick is going to get pwned. All 3 co-defendants will have plea bargains completed by the end of the week. Vick is named something like 47 times in the indictment. If the famous athlete's friends and associates are throwing him under the bus instead of hopping on the grenade for him, there's no way he's innocent.

sperry · 2007-08-15, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by nKoan

I think the best part is the actual court document was handwritten.

http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/...athan_file.pdf

That is hyserical! "Michael Vick subjected me to microwave testing"

JonnydaJibba · 2007-08-15, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeK

He is being sued for "$63,000,000,000 billion dollars"

The number $63,000,000,000 is 63 billion dollars

63 billion is 63 billion.

63,000,000,000 billion is redundant. I think that's why they put it in quotations, because this idiot wrote the number followed by the word billion.

Nick Koan · 2007-08-15, 10:15 AM

Its not redundant.

$63,000,000,000.00 billion is the same as $63,000,000,000,000,000,000.00.

sperry · 2007-08-15, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by nKoan

Its not redundant.

$63,000,000,000.00 billion is the same as $63,000,000,000,000,000,000.00.

That's a lot of gold and silver!

Kevin M · 2007-08-15, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by sperry

That's a lot of gold and silver!

Arrrr!

Nick Koan · 2007-09-19, 06:15 PM

So, the guy is back at it, and aparently he has a long history of suing celebs from his jail cell.

http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=7098852

Now, he's suing Martha Stewart, and promising to give the proceeds to Rachel Ray. And according to the article, along with Vick, this guy has also sued President Bush, Tiger Woods and Barry Bonds.

100_Percent_Juice · 2007-09-19, 07:01 PM

Who keeps giving this fag a pen and paper?

sperry · 2007-09-19, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 100_Percent_Juice

Who keeps giving this fag a pen and paper?

The US Constitution.

JonnydaJibba · 2007-09-20, 10:47 AM

Well shit what else is there to do in prison?

AtomicLabMonkey · 2007-09-20, 11:46 AM

Do we really need to go there?

kidatari · 2007-09-20, 11:54 AM

Holy fucking shit.

NevadaSTi · 2007-09-20, 04:04 PM

OMG, he has copyrighted his name. Hmm, NevadaSTi ~@#$%%*%(^)^_+_+++_

AHHHH, can't find the copyright button! [Due to the limitations of this keyboard at my work]

Nick Koan · 2007-09-26, 09:27 PM

This guy is turning into my newest favorite incarcerated person.

http://www.appleinsider.com/articles...teve_jobs.html

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Riches' latest rambling, which has since been dismissed, goes on to allege that "O.J. has been providing Jobs with food blenders since the midwest flood of 1993" and that O.J. also "paid Jobs to clone Dolly the sheep on April 20, 1998."

As for his other roles in the legal escapade, Jobs is charged with aiming nuclear missiles at Riches' brain and Lance Armstrong's bicycle, as well as price gouging iPhone customers. "On May 10th, 2007, I bought an Apple iPhone for $922.01 at the FCI Williamsburg commissary," Riches wrote. "Now Jobs sells that same iPod for $199."

Here is his Wikipedia entry following all his crazy lawsuits.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches

Something tells me at least one of these conspiracies is true.

From the wikipedia article

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It has also been suggested that Riches may simply be bored and using the suits to amuse himself. He is scheduled for release on March 23, 2012/

If that is true, god bless you Johnathan Lee Riches.

sperry · 2007-09-27, 09:10 AM

I can't imagine he's just a "bored creative fellow"... those rants and intricate plots scream of schizophrenia.

2007-08-15, 08:40 AM	#1
MikeK Captain Turbo Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reno Posts: 3,318 Car: 05 STi	Michael Vick in more trouble http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html He is being sued for "$63,000,000,000 billion dollars backed by gold and silver" by a guy who claims Vick stole his dogs and used the money to buy missiles from Iran.

2007-08-15, 09:57 AM	#3
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	I think the best part is the actual court document was handwritten. http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/...athan_file.pdf __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2007-08-15, 10:15 AM	#7
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	Its not redundant. $63,000,000,000.00 billion is the same as $63,000,000,000,000,000,000.00. __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2007-09-19, 06:15 PM	#10
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	So, the guy is back at it, and aparently he has a long history of suing celebs from his jail cell. http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=7098852 Now, he's suing Martha Stewart, and promising to give the proceeds to Rachel Ray. And according to the article, along with Vick, this guy has also sued President Bush, Tiger Woods and Barry Bonds. __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2007-09-19, 07:01 PM	#11
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	Who keeps giving this fag a pen and paper? __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2007-09-20, 10:47 AM	#13
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Well shit what else is there to do in prison? __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2007-09-20, 11:46 AM	#14
AtomicLabMonkey Nightwalker Real Name: Austin Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Oshkosh, WI Posts: 4,063 Car: '13 WRX YGBSM	Do we really need to go there? __________________ "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you.. you're locked in here with me."

2007-09-20, 11:54 AM	#15
kidatari EJ22 Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 291 Class: Low lol internet.	Holy fucking shit.

2007-09-20, 04:04 PM	#16
NevadaSTi EJ251 Real Name: Brian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Minden, Nv. Posts: 989 Car: 1994 Toyota 4Runner Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once	OMG, he has copyrighted his name. Hmm, NevadaSTi ~@#$%%*%(^)^_+_+++_ AHHHH, can't find the copyright button! [Due to the limitations of this keyboard at my work] __________________ The last living thing on earth will be me. I'll step on the last cockroach.

2007-09-27, 09:10 AM	#18
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